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It's funny when people realize they are losing a good thing & start to care when its to late...
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That awkward moment when people start stuff on your Facebook status and you just don't want to get involved.
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Once you hit forty you start adding letters I'm 39A this year
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What you need to do is get that tape measure out, and start measuring that gut. Then you start working out and you start eating properly till that gut gets down close to it was when you were in your 20's. Then you'll find out what your weight should be.
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Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.
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What do you call 500 lawyers lying on the bottom of the Ocean? A good start...
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Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!'
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My high school had a Head Start program for homos..uals, it was called Drama Club.
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Dear Jesus, I can afford wine. How about you start turning water into gas?
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It's so funny, because getting a role on Broadway is kind of like getting pregnant. All of a sudden, people start bombarding you with all kinds of advice and personal experiences.
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Everyone should have kids. They are the greatest joy in the world. But they are also terrorists. You'll realize this as soon as they are born, and they start using sleep deprivation to break you.
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I just read last year 4,153,237 ppl got married. I don't want to start any trouble, but shouldn't that be an even number?
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Whenever I want a really nice meal, I start dating again.
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Me: I'm gonna start dieting. *1 hour later* Me: Is that cake?!
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I believe there should be a better way to start each day...instead of waking up every morning...
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I should really start going to bed earlier so I have more time in the morning to be late for work.
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
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I always start writing with a clean piece of paper and a dirty mind.
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Somebody start talking about politics so I can fall back asleep...
Sara Underwood
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It's easy to make a small fortune in aviation. You just start off with a large fortune.
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