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Funny Toilet Paper Puns Quotes & Sayings
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May your summer be like a roll of toilet paper long and useful.
Unknown
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There is nothing as disgusting as the feeling you get the moment that your finger breaks through the toilet paper.
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Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end the faster it goes.
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The last time I was in Spain I got through six Jeffrey Archer novels. I must remember to take enough toilet paper next time.
Bob Monkhouse
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Life is a lot like toilet paper. You're either on a roll...or you're taking shit from some asshole.
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It is difficult to produce a television documentary that is both incisive and probing when every twelve minutes one is interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits singing about toilet paper.
Rod Serling
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I like getting toilet paper thrown at me.
Joel Madden
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Soul is the joint rolled up in toilet paper.
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Thank you for your toilet paper, but your flag is meaningless to me.
Dead Kennedys
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You never realize you need toilet paper until it's too late...
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Endangered forests are being slaughtered for toilet paper.
Daphne Zuniga
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It's not hard to tell we was poor - when you saw the toilet paper dryin' on the clothesline.
George Lindsey
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I am on my shit I need a pamper on toilet paper on the side for example homey.
Tity Boi
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May your summer be like a roll of toilet paper, long and useful.
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France is the country where the money falls apart and you can't tear the toilet paper.
Billy Wilder
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France is a place where the money falls apart in your hands but you can't tear the toilet paper
Billy Wilder
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Whoever coined the phrase 'You don't know what you got till its gone.' was talking about toilet paper, probably.
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Genuine, but a toilet paper fraud. Yuh nuh inna dat while living large.
Mad Cobra
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I wrote this on the shitter usin' toilet-paper. Put your head inside the water, enjoy the flavor.
Mac Miller
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You can almost judge how screwed up somebody is by the kind of toilet paper they use. Go in any rich house and it's some weird coloured embossed stuff.
Don Van Vliet
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