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God is making a way; a change is coming for me if I stand strong and believe there is no reason to doubt I know He is working it out. It's turning around for me; it wont always be like this; the Lord will perfect that concerning me; and sooner or later it will turn in my favor. Its turning around for me.
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Turning and turning in the widening gyre The falcon cannot hear the falconer; Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold; Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world, The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere The ceremony of innocence is drowned; The best lack all conviction, while the worst Are full of passionate intensity.
William Butler Yeats
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As for types like my own, obscurely motivated by the conviction that our existence was worthless if we didn't make a turning point of it, we were assigned to the humanities, to poetry, philosophy, painting the nursery games of humankind, which had to be left behind when the age of science began. The humanities would be called upon to choose a wallpaper for the crypt, as the end drew near.
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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I moved to New York to do theater, and I got cast in a play that was funny, and then I was the funny guy. I did a movie that was funny, and then I was the funny guy.
Steve Zahn
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I remember watching Gilda Radner when I was a kid and everyone thought she was so funny and no one ever said that she was a funny woman, she was just funny.
Rachel Dratch
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My swimsuit told me to go to the gym. But my sweatpants were like, Nah girl, you're good.
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It's time to renew that gym membership we're never going to use again.
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Having everyone's back, but then turning around to see that no one has yours...
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Once Im done with somebody thats it, there's no turning back.
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I grew up doing musical theater. So, I was immediately attracted to the music and performance aspects of it. That fact that it's actually funny, not trying to be funny, but actually funny was appealing, too.
Chris Colfer
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A comedian's body is funny as well as his mind being funny, his whole personage is funny.
Bobby Darin
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Since she got a cause and stopped being funny. I think she's real funny, but lately it's all been hearts and flowers and tears and saving teenagers and creating a role model. And that ain't funny. No giggles there.
Andy Richter
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Thank you for turning my day around. I love you so much. Thank you for being there for me.
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This is turning into way more than a game..
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Turning through sick lullabies.
The Killers
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You take me way past the point of turning me on!
Rihanna
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This lady is not for turning.
Margaret Thatcher
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I'm not sad at all about turning 40.
Halle Berry
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