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Funny Unwanted Pregnancy Quotes & Sayings
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People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one.
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Unless you are the one who put this baby in here or the one who will take it out, you are not allowed to touch my belly!
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The worst feature of a new baby is its mothers singing.
Kin Hubbard
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Kids are ridiculous these days, when we were young, we took spelling tests, not pregnancy tests.
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There is a sanctity involved with bringing a child into this world, it is better than bombing one out of it.
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My friend has a baby, I am recording all the noises he makes so I can later ask him what he meant.
Stephen Wright
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Pregnancy and childbirth make a woman an instant mother. But, all the days that follow thereafter with the love, caring, nurturing, cuddling, and worry is what makes her mom.
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If you can barely afford the pregnancy test, then you definitely can't afford being positive.
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Morality becomes hypocrisy if it means accepting mothers suffering or dying in connection with unwanted pregnancies and illegal abortions - and unwanted children living in misery
William Bennett
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Does a prostitude file pregnancy as a work-related accident?
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Snooki is expecting her baby on December 21, 2012. I guess the Mayans knew what they were talking about...
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Having a baby changes the way you view your in-laws, I love it when they come to visit now. They can hold the baby, and I can go out.
Matthew Broderick
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When I was your age, we took spelling tests, not pregnancy tests.
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When my teacher gets pregnant? Normal people: 'Oh my God! Congratulations!' Me: 'My teacher had s..?'
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Why is everyone congratulating me on my sister-in-law being pregnant? I had nothing to do with it!
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Families with babies, and families without babies are sorry for each other.
Ed Howe
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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I hate feeling unwanted like I'm a burden or something.
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Nothing worse than feeling unwanted by the only person you want to be with...
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As a veteran of many an electoral defeat at the polls, may I remind you of the proper Texan attitude toward slaughter at the polls? A few years before Billie Carr died this September at age 74, a friend called to ask how she was doing. Well, she said, They just impeached my boy up in Washington, there's not a Democrat left in statewide office in Texas, the Republicans have taken every judgeship in Harris County, and yesterday I found out I have cancer. Pause. I think I'll go out and get a pregnancy test because with my luck, it'll.
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