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I don't understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine's Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon.
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We've still got a few days until Valentine's Day, so if you're secretly in love with me... Now is the time to speak up.
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I'm sorry I didn't get you a box of chocolates for Valentine's Day, but if you want something sweet I'm right here.
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I wanted to make it really special on Valentine's Day, so I tied my boyfriend up. And for three solid hours I watched whatever I wanted on TV.
Tracy Smith
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I have a dream, and a plan, to combine the commercial possibilities of Valentine's Day with the substance and meaning of black history month. I call it: Blackentine's Day.
Mo Rocca
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I wanted to make it really special on Valentine's Day, so I tied my boyfriend up. And for three solid hours I watched whatever I wanted on TV.
Tracy Smith
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If you can believe it, Hollywood wanted to change my birthdate. I was born after Valentine's Day, so they wanted to change it to February 14. A Latin lover should be born on Valentine's Day. I said no.
Cesar Romero
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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Anybody else want to assassinate drama starters or is it just me?
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Thanksgiving, you get food. Christmas, you get gifts. New Year's, you have drinks. Valentine's, you have s... Birthday, you can do all of the above.
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Got a chance to meet the McDonald's All Americans from Chicago at the game last night. I found out too that 8 out of 10 starters in this year's NBA All-Star game are former McDonalds All Americans.
Derrick Rose
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For starters, this country embodies something utterly unique: History's first democratic empire. Beginning in the post war era, we have used free trade and democracy to create a series of interlocking relationships that end war.
Armstrong Williams
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WIth football you can have up to 28 guys you consider starters, and if they can pick up the slack when some aren't playing so well, you don't have to turn those two game losing streaks into six-game losing streaks.
Tom Brady
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I've struggled just as much as anyone else.
Kathy Valentine
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If you have to do it, then you're doing the right thing.
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Boy you sweeter than a Valentine.
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So here we are... I'm in your head... I'm in your heart!
Bullet For My Valentine
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Because usually in the past when I was in a big band, that was all I did.
Kathy Valentine
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
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I have the best Valentine in the whole world. Thank you for being there for me. Happy Valentines Day!
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