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Funny Whale Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Funny Whale" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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I flew out here on Southwest Airlines. Southwest has a plane that's painted like Shamu the whale from Sea World. Yeah, that'll be easy to find if that went down in the ocean. That'll be nice, when you're trying to get out and a real whale's humping your window.
Robert Schimmel
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Human Intelligence is like a Blue Whale. Both are powerful though nowadays almost extinct.
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I'll just be the whale in a bikini on spring break....
Unknown
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A douchebag of your magnitude could cleanse a whale's vagina.
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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A whale ship was my Yale College and my Harvard.
Herman Melville
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The whale is endangered, while the ant continues to do just fine.
Bill Vaughan
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If the Bible had said that Jonah swallowed the whale, I would believe it.
William Jennings Bryan
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My commitment is to my kids and my mum and I'm having a whale of a time.
Carol Vorderman
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We knew that there was a certain kind of interest in Whale among a genre crowd.
Bill Condon
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There's no question that Whale's movies are classics. They were wonderful, and successful.
Bill Condon
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I wanted to make connections between Whale's past and present.
Bill Condon
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The real threat to whales is whaling, which has endangered many whale species.
Dave Barry
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My wife says I'm making a noise like a stranded whale. I think I have a major snoring problem.
Rex Hunt
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We have sat on the river bank and caught catfish with pin hooks. The time has come to harpoon a whale.
John Hope
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The epic animation, the whale, Cleo, all the other stuff that Disney was able to put in movies, amazing ideas.
Billy Crystal
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I hate school, everyone wears super nice clothes, I see all the skinny bi...es happily flirting, and well, then there's me, the whale.
Unknown
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I can't move anymore...I'm a beached whale! I have not been without a bra this entire pregnancy. I refuse. I'm not taking any chances. I'm determined to keep the puppies up!
Rebecca Romijn
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Fiction was invented the day Jonas arrived home and told his wife that he was three days late because he had been swallowed by a whale.
Gabriel Garcia Marquez
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I am into nature and seeing whales. I went whale-watching, and I was really looking forward to that, but when you see it on TV and you see other programs do it, you're seeing close-ups of these massive creatures, and the music that's added gives you a certain feeling.
Karl Pilkington
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