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George Carlin About Marriage Quotes & Sayings
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Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.
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Atheism is a non-prophet organization
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You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans.
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In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first.
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
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If a man smiles all the time, he's probably selling something that doesn't work
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Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.
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Well, I'm kinda like George Carlin. I think that there ought to be a time where everybody should have all the drugs they want and there'd be nobody in charge, sort of like... now!
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Just think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are even stupider!
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac
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I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a guy nailed to two pieces of wood.
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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
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I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, Where's the self-help section? She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
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Broken marriage, to save or not to save? That is often the question most people ask nowadays whose marriage is on the rocks. Should you really try to save or not save your marriage? It really depends on one's situation. A broken marriage is not something that one wishes for but sometimes it is better that way for the good of everybody. Every marriage has its flaws, no marriage is perfect but those imperfections are not reason enough to split unless of course the main factor that holds a marriage together is gone.
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Broken marriage, to save or not to save? That is often the question most people ask nowadays whose marriage is on the rocks. Should you really try to save or not save your marriage? It really depends on one's situation. A broken marriage is not something that one wishes for but sometimes it is better that way for the good of everybody. Every marriage has its flaws, no marriage is perfect but those imperfections are not reason enough to split unless of course the main factor that holds a marriage together is gone.
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When I was a kid, if a guy got killed in a western movie I always wondered who got his horse.
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If a movie is described as a romantic comedy you can usually find me next door playing pinball.
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When I got out of high school they retired my jersey, but it was for hygiene and sanitary reasons
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I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away.
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