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George Carlin Christmas Quotes & Sayings
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I wanted to send you something AMAZING for Christmas but the mailman told me to get out of the mailbox...
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Christmas is the season when you buy this year's gifts with next year's money.
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May the spirit of Christmas bring you peace, The gladness of Christmas give you hope, The warmth of Christmas grant you love.
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I've put a lot of thought into asking Siri what to get you for Christmas.
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One can never know for sure what a deserted area looks like.
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Here's hoping Santa doesn't get killed using Apple Maps this Christmas.
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Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall.
Larry Wilde
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Merry Christmas to someone who'd care more about Baby Jesus if he was in Kate Middleton's uterus.
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Pretending to believe in the Mayan apocalypse prophecy is a great way to get out of buying Christmas presents.
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This year I plan to start putting off my Christmas shopping extra early.
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A Christmas candle is a lovely thing; It makes no noise at all, But softly gives itself away; While quite unselfish, it grows small.
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May the festive season of Christmas make our relationship grow stronger and longer. I want to live all the Christmas' of my life with you baby. Merry Christmas to you
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Christmas is love and joy. Christmas is caring, giving and sharing. Christmas is the most wonderful feeling of the year. Wishing you a Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays.
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At Christmas play and make good cheer, for Christmas comes but once a year.
Thomas Tusser
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If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
George Carlin
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Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
George Carlin
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Religion is just mind control.
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If we could just find out who's in charge, we could kill him.
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What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on?
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The status quo sucks.
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