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George Carlin Pets Are The Little Tragedies Quotes & Sayings
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I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it
George Carlin
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The caterpillar does all the work but the butterfly gets all the publicity
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Thank goodness pets cant talk, they all know too much.
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Nothing gives me quite so much joy as when people tell me they've had their pets spayed or neutered.
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I hate a word like pets: it sounds so much Like something with no living of its own.
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People really do spend a lot of money on their pets - sometimes more then themselves.
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Forcing your pets to spend time with you by closing the door.
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In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first.
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
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You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans.
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Atheism is a non-prophet organization
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Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.
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I always wish my pets could talk, but then I remember all the things I have said and done in front of them.
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Pets are humanizing. They remind us we have an obligation and responsibility to preserve and nurture and care for all life.
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Well, I'm kinda like George Carlin. I think that there ought to be a time where everybody should have all the drugs they want and there'd be nobody in charge, sort of like... now!
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.
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I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, Where's the self-help section? She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
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Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac
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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
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