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From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it.
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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
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Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.
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The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
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The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open
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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. Groucho Marx
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I chased a girl for two years only to discover that her tastes were exactly like mine: We were both crazy about girls.
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From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it.
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Remember men, we're fighting for this woman's honor; which is probably more than she ever did.
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Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does.
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It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.
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Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does
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Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
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A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
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Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.
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Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough
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Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
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I must confess, I was born at a very early age.
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No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
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In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom.
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