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A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.
Groucho Marx
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Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.
Groucho Marx
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That so few now dare to be eccentric, marks the chief danger of the time.
John Stuart Mill
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These three are the marks of a Jew; a tender heart, self-respect, and charity.
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A man gives many question marks, however, a woman is a whole mystery
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In Socrates' thought the two marks of individual self-consciousness appear; it is practical and it is social.
James M Baldwin
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I want my pictures to be things. I want them to be made up of marks that are physically and individually self-sufficient.
Howard Hodgkin
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A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
Groucho Marx
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I wish to be cremated. One tenth of my ashes shall be given to my agent, as written in our contract.
Groucho Marx
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Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does.
Groucho Marx
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I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course.
Groucho Marx
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Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does.
Groucho Marx
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I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.
Groucho Marx
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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
Groucho Marx
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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
Groucho Marx
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Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.
Groucho Marx
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No man goes before his time unless the boss leaves early.
Groucho Marx
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Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book -and does
Groucho Marx
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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
Groucho Marx
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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
Groucho Marx
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