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Haircut Funnyny Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Haircut Funnyny" sorted by relevance. 39 matching entries found.
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Prolific, not shaken or stirred in the presence of those niqquhs, HERBS, they only after yo' bread, them fuqqin BIRDS, you think they like yo' haircut fair enuff, life yo life potna, guess I could keep those 2-cents in my pocket.
Curren$y
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Prolific, not shaken or stirred in the presence of those niqquhs, HERBS, they only after yo' bread, them fuqqin BIRDS, you think they like yo' haircut fair enuff, life yo life potna, guess I could keep those 2-cents in my pocket.
Currensy
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Wal-Mart: The only place on earth you can get a haircut, eye exam, ice cream sandwich, tires for your car, and witness a real life what not to wear episode...
Rick Sutter
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In 'Pacific Rim' I had to have a haircut I wouldn't usually rock. However, the moustache I had in the film, that might have to come out again. It was a good moustache. Good times.
Idris Elba
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Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.
Sam Ewing
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Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.
Sam Ewing
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Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head.
Garrison Keillor
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How do I feel about the jokes about my hair? It doesnt bother me, but I do feel I should be paid more money because my hair is another character! As people once asked for a Rachel from Friends haircut, perhaps theyll soon be asking for a Schuester!
Matthew Morrison
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Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.
Sam Ewing
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Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head.
Garrison Keillor
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Taylor Gang or get your haircut by Ray Charles.
Taylor Gang
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The great challenge working on this show for me is wearing polyester all day long and having the worst haircut known to man at the top of my head and sitting under fluorescent lights. That is America, people. Polyester, bad haircuts, under fluorescent lights.
Rainn Wilson
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You gotta stay fresh-to-death I call it - fresh outfit, fresh haircut, fresh tan, just stay fresh.
Pauly D
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I wait till the last minute to shave, I wait till the last minute to put the shirt on 'cause you feel fresh. These are rules to live by, shave last minute, haircut the day-of, maybe some tanning and the gym. You gotta do the guido handbook.
The Situation
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This ain't no Goddamn school of the blind, Calvin! This is the barbershop! The place where a black man means something! Cornerstone of the neighborhood! Our own country club! I mean, can't you see that? Hell, that's the problem with your whole generation. You know, y'all... you don't believe in nothin'. But your father, he believed in something, Calvin. He believed and understood that something as simple as a little haircut could change the way a man felt on the inside.
Cedric The Entertainer
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Working with Steve Carell because he's such a d..k. Can I say that? No, I'm totally kidding. The great challenge working on this show for me is wearing polyester all day long and having the worst haircut known to man at the top of my head and sitting under fluorescent lights. That is America, people. Polyester, bad haircuts, under fluorescent lights.
Rainn Wilson
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Nick has Joe's haircut. Joe has Nick's curly hair. Now we can call them ''Joick Jonas and Joick Jonas'.' They're fifty-fifty.
Unknown
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Most STUPID questions people usually ask in obvious situation. 1. At movies: hey! What are you doing here? Me: I sell tickets in black here. Don't you know? ... ... 2. In bus: A fat lady steps on my feet: Sorry did that hurt? Me: No not at all. I'm on local anesthesia . Y don't you try again?:O 3. When I got woken up at midnight by a call: sorry! Were you sleeping? Me: Na! I was doing research on whether monkeys in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping, you stupid fool? 4. when they see me with shorter hair: hey Have you had a haircut? Me: Nah! Its autumn. my hairs shedding.! 5. When someone call on land-line and asks where are you? Me: M in market with telephone around my neck LOL :P :P :P
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Most STUPID questions people usually ask in obvious situation. 1. At movies: hey! What are you doing here? Me: I sell tickets in black here. Don't you know? ... ... 2. In bus: A fat lady steps on my feet: Sorry did that hurt? Me: No not at all. I'm on local anesthesia . Y don't you try again?:O 3. When I got woken up at midnight by a call: sorry! Were you sleeping? Me: Na! I was doing research on whether monkeys in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping, you stupid fool? 4. when they see me with shorter hair: hey Have you had a haircut? Me: Nah! Its autumn. my hairs shedding.! 5. When someone call on land-line and asks where are you? Me: M in market with telephone around my neck LOL :P :P :P
Unknown
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