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Hammer Toe Quotes & Sayings
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Imagine this guy hits Mike Hammer over the head with a wooden coathanger and knocks him out. You hit Mike Hammer over the head with a wooden coathanger, he'll beat the crap out of you.
Mickey Spillane
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Do as little harm to others as you can; make any sacrifice for your true friends; be responsible for yourself and ask nothing of others; and grab all the fun you can. Don't give much thought to yesterday, don't worry about tomorrow, live in the moment, and trust that your existence has meaning even when the world seems to be all blind chance and chaos. When life lands a hammer blow in your face, do your best to respond to the hammer as if it had been a cream pie. Sometimes black humor is the only kind we can summon, but even dark laughter can sustain.
Dean Koontz
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It's toe-tappingly tragic.
Zoidberg
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The camel calledd......He wants his toe back.
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They think they have God Almighty by the toe.
Ludovico Ariosto
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Facebook hoe...E-mail bullys, I can see your camel toe.
Ludacris
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Every time I toe the rubber, it's no different for me than it was in the World Series.
Roger Clemens
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I don't like it when you look too styled and wear one designer from head to toe.
Jessica Szohr
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Hi. Um, my camel called...he wants his toe back!
Unknown
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That, I say that dogs busier than a centipede at a toe countin contest.
Foghorn Leghorn
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Eenie meanie minie moe, catch a junkie by the toe.
Funkadelic
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You remind me of my big toe. Mainly, because I am going to bang you on every piece of furniture I own.
Unknown
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Even those who venture to dip a toe in the pond of risk never allow themselves to get used to the water.
David Viscott
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If you got an attitude problem...fix it! Cause I'm not gonna tip toe around & spare your feelings boo.
Unknown
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Can't touch this!
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When it hurts leave you losers bruised up. Bruce Lee nun-chucks toe from the floor up though.
Tyga
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I don't care what anybody says, thick black leather from head-to-toe is not the best thing to be doing gymnastics in.
James Marsden
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My girl is bow-legged, just do it like Bo Jackson. Every beat I'm toe-tagging, tune big as a Volkswagon.
2 Chainz
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Honey, lookin' good from her head to her toe. Beauty overload, body outta control.
WillIAm
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My girl is bow-legged, just do it like Bo Jackson. Every beat I'm toe-tagging, charm big as a Volkswagon.
2 Chainz
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