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Didnt mean anything; they didnt mean shit, to you or him.
You Me At Six
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If youre going to be a romantic idol and try to get every teenage girl to love you, then youd be an a.. to come out and say youre gay. Ricky Martin was so smart. He did what he did, made his millions and then he said, Guess what, every body? Im gay...It didnt matter anymore because he didnt have to bring in 16-year-old girls.
Joan Rivers
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Somebody had to come along and do the format better than we were doing; that didnt happen. Nobody came along to take our place. And remember there wasnt the exposure back then for artists like you have today. Today youre going from Jay-Z and Eminem on 'Letterman' to 'Good Morning America' to The View to 'Oprah.' There are lots of places for singers to go now. Many of the stars we had didnt have any place else to go, except our show for the kind of music they were doing.
Don Cornelius
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I've long said that if I were about to be executed and were given a choice of my last meal, it would be bacon and eggs. There are few sights that appeal to me more than the streaks of lean and fat in a good side of bacon, or the lovely round of pinkish meat framed in delicate white fat that is Canadian bacon. Nothing is quite as intoxicating as the smell of bacon frying in the morning, save perhaps the smell of coffee brewing.
James Beard
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There was some animosity and she simply didnt fit but everyone was so shocked when they read what she said. The things she said about the cast was uneducated and to read that in LA Times was a shock and unfair. It wasnt true because she was saying first how great was her work and its unclassy to talk about the cast that way and distasteful, especially because she didnt even work with all the cast a lot.
Katherine Moennig
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I was on Vicodin, Valium and Ambien, and toward the end, which caused my overdose, methadone. I didnt know it was methadone. I used to get pills wherever I could. I was just taking anything that anybody was giving to me. The first time I went to rehab it was in Brighton, Michigan. The second time I didnt go to rehab. I just went to a regular hospital. I detoxed in the hospital, and then I came home.
Eminem
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The knockouts did not change me as a fighter. I was more of a boxer as a heavyweight. The problem was when I came back to light heavyweight, I lost all of the muscle and I lost all of the energy. I was going for the knockout because I didnt want to go the whole 12 rounds because my body was tired. I couldnt understand why my body was tired and it didnt dawn on me until now.
Roy Jones Jr
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To be honest, I was never really jumping that high when I was younger. I had to work on it. I didnt dunk for the first time until the last game of my senior year in high school. I didnt really start dunking regularly until college. I just work on my legs and my core: Running the stairs, squats, working my hamstrings and quads. Then just sit-ups for my core.
Russell Westbrook
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When my wife was pregnant, she got very upset with me because I didnt read the baby books. She looked at that, understandably so, as a hostile gesture. But I had an argument in my defense. What did the cavemen do without What To Expect When Youre Expecting? You know what I mean? Its all bullshit. I was like, Itll be fine. We dont need to go to birthing classes or any of that nonsense. Whats the worst that can happen? Its not like if I didnt read the books and go to the classes that our son wouldnt be born.
Paul Rudd
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I didnt have the kind of childhood or family life that would have given me any perspective on what a happy home or relationship would feel like. So I havent had as much success in my relationships as I would have liked. You cant live your life blaming your failures on your parents and what they did or didnt do for you. Youre dealt the cards that youre dealt. I realized it was a waste of time to be angry at my parents and feel sorry for myself.
Drew Barrymore
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I did a scary movie called Venom about a year ago and my character was supposed to be a voodoo priestess daughter. That I didnt mind because of the character, but, I just didnt want to refer to God a particular way. Im a Christian, but not a religious Christian. Im just very spiritual. I have my belief system and anything I feel would be disappointing to God I dont do. But, it has to be my personal feeling not someone elses or my pastors or my moms. If I feel that its going to be disappointing to him, I wont do it.
Meagan Good
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When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down happy. They told me I didnt understand the assignment, and I told them they didnt understand life.
John Lennon
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Yes, and let me tell you why. That is the reason why I never wanted to drink and I never wanted to smoke. Because I wanted to be able to perform at any time and at any age if I had to. I wanted to keep my options open because I didnt know what would happen in my career. But I dont know because its really not my call and I dont know when I am going to leave. Whatever He says, I have to go do. It wasnt my call. I didnt know when I was going to come here. How will I know when I am going to leave? I may have thought so. But I dont know what He had planned for me. What He had planned for me was to go further than I would have wanted I had to go.
Roy Jones Jr
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I cheated. I made a big-time, immature mistake that I believe everyone needs to go through and I take positive and negative from it. But I dont even know who it was. I didnt have s.. with a girl, I just kissed a girl. Regardless, I take cheating really seriously and Ive always taken it seriously, but you dont take things seriously until it really happens to you. Then you change. I definitely learned a lot from what I did. It was a stupid mistake. I loved her a lot and she was my best friend, but I say its a blessing because I didnt cheat on my wife. Then I would have been the biggest idiot. Im still an idiot, its just better to learn these things when youre young
Rob Kardashian
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If she says you smell good, she wants the D.
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The smell of death is all around.
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Just smile and smell good.
Drake
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There is nothing better than the smell of coffee in the morning.
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I'm the s*** & that's the only thing you smell around me
Lil Wayne
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The smell of animal lust is all over me.
Prince
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