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Heres A Condom I Figured Sinc Quotes & Sayings
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Here's a condom. I figured since you're acting like a d..k you should start to dress like one.
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Heres to freedom, cheers to art. Heres to having an excellent adventure and may the stopping never start.
Jason Mraz
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Heres to the girls: That keep a smile even though theyre going through hell. That keep their head high, even though theyd rather be elsewhere. That give amazing advice, but cant seem to follow it themselves. That can make anyone laugh, but herself. Heres to her.
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Remember, ladies: if he says he doesn't have a condom, say that you're okay with becoming a mother. BAM, condom out of nowhere!
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You know, the condom is the glass slipper of our generation. You slip it on when you meet a stranger. You dance all night, then you throw it away. The condom, I mean. Not the stranger.
Chuck Palahniuk
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The beauty of being the person behind the pen is that you get to rewrite history, but people who read my lyrics think they have me all figured out. I haven't even figured myself out yet so it blows my mind that other people think they have.
Pete Wentz
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It is, I think, harder for women. I haven't quite figured it out, and all of my women friends haven't figured it out -how the hell do you do this? How do you work and have families?
Julia Louis-Dreyfus
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Heres some advice. Stay alive. -Haymitch Abernathy
Hunger Games
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Me without you is like a condom with no lube.
Unknown
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Heres to a season filled with warmth, comfort and good cheer.
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Heres something to think about: How come you never see a headline like Psychic Wins Lottery?
Jay Leno
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Heres a few tips on how to treat a woman. 1) Dont avoid her or leave her behind for your friends; take her with you.
Unknown
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you can wear a condom but you cant come here
Lil Wayne
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If you're going to have s.., use a condom.
Dennis Rodman
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But till that morning heres a nothin can harm you. With daddy and mammy standin by.
Ella Fitzgerald
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Its fu.. the world, no condom.
Lil Wayne
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Some people use just one condom, right? But we use tons
Tracey Emin
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He wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.
Bill Brasky
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Do you think I give a llama skinned condom about that?
Jenna Marbles
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I'm just so happy to be out of that condom stage of life.
Charlotte York
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