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Heres A Condom I Figured Sinc Quotes & Sayings
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bi...es always on my d..k, I wear a condom when I shit!
J Cole
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And heres Mickey Rourke with his date, and I know I cant pronounce your nameAre you guys engaged? So not quite an engagement, butdating.
Billy Bush
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I'm a double XL ni.... Magazine and condom size.
Big Sean
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I'll fu.. yo bi... with a Louis Vuitton condom.
Big Sean
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I have gone through ups and down, and its human nature for someone to judge and say, Heres what you need to do. But the most truly useful thing to do is to shut up and listen and tell the person that youre there for them unequivocally.
Kate Walsh
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When someone is HIV-positive and his partner says, I want to have s..ual relations with you, he doesn't have to do that. But when he does, he has to use a condom.
Godfried Danneels
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Bullet proof condom when Im in these ho... Got staples on my d**k, why? F*ckin centerfolds.
Kanye West
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Seeing Nicole clean is like seeing Mike with a condom. It just doesnt happen. -Vinny
Jersey Shore
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New condom slogan: Wrap it in latex or she's going to get your paychecks.
Unknown
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Women need to protect themselves. You put that condom in your purse and save your own f***** life.
Lady Gaga
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How is a woman like a condom? Both spend more time in your wallet than on your d..k.
Unknown
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Women need to protect themselves. You put that condom in your purse and save your own f***** life
Lady Gaga
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If we only said safe s.., use a condom, we won't stop the spread of AIDS in this country.
Thabo Mbeki
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What's worse than a bull in a china shop? A hedgehog in a condom factory.
Unknown
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Heres to the girls whose dream date would be lyin' in his arms, cuddling in the bed of a pickup-truck watching the sun set & counting the stars...
Unknown
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Heres to the kids who care more about music, than popularity.
Unknown
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Heres to the girls who prefer guys with class to guys with 'swag.
Unknown
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Heres to the inventor of the snooze button; Nothing like making procrastination your first action of the day!
DF
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Sometimes I walk through the baby aisle at the grocery store as a reminder to always use a condom.
Unknown
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Sicker than if she gave me AIDS, plus some teeth decay. Then she stole my condom, try to auction it on eBay.
Mac Miller
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