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Hilarious Jokessed Monday Quotes & Sayings
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There are a lot more TV sets in use on Monday night than on Sunday afternoon.
Pete Rozelle
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And of course Marc Cherry heightens it and makes it hilarious. But there's so many universal themes in the show, and he made it so funny. We knew he was onto something if he could keep it up and, thankfully, he did.
James Denton
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When you're surrounded by friends and exes, there's a whole lot of stuff that starts crawling out. But however serious and traumatic those experiences may be to the participant, to the onlooker they're hilarious.
Steven Moffat
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He's annoying, he's hilarious, he's he makes me yell, he drives me crazy, he's out of his mind, and he's everything I want.
Unknown
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Unless your 'man crush Monday' choice somehow has to do with cats or is Ryan Gosling, I seriously do not care.
Unknown
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On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks.
H Allen Smith
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It's awful knowing that one seventh of our life will be wasted on Mondays.
Unknown
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On Saturday, I was a surgeon in South Africa, very little known. On Monday, I was world renowned.
Christiaan Barnard
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On Mondays, I'm always f*cking thankful I don't have a swear jar.
Unknown
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My smile on Mondays is as insincere as a Rush Limbaugh apology.
Unknown
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I couldn't get through Mondays without knowing you're equally miserable
Unknown
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My God... What are the headlines going to be like on Monday if the Yankees don't make the playoffs?
Wade Boggs
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I can't wait to spend Monday doing nothing on a beach instead of doing nothing at work.
Unknown
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Ive come to the conclusion that Mondays last 50% longer than the other days...each.
Turtle Dundee
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I always give 100% at work: 13% Monday, 22% Tuesday, 26% Wednesday, 35% Thursday and 4% Friday.
Unknown
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Even though today is Monday; just thank God for another day, don't focus on the negative and keep pushing!
Unknown
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Before the first year, nobody gave it a chance. Now, 36 years later, everybody knows Monday Night Football.
Frank Gifford
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I think Chris Rock at the Oscars was a great example. I thought that was intellectually hilarious. The Gap starts a war with Banana Republic... That to me was funny.
Christopher Meloni
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God writes a lot of comedy-the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.
Garrison Keillor
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A Christian is a man who feels repentance on Sunday for what he did on Saturday and is going to do on Monday.
Thomas Ybarra
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