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Hilarious News Headline Quotes & Sayings
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If you watch the news and don't like it, then this is your counter program to the news.
Jon Stewart
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The one function that TV news performs very well is that when there is no news we give it to you with the same emphasis as if it were.
David Brinkley
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The good news is there's no devil. The bad news is there's no heaven. There's nothing.
Kerry Packer
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The good news is, we're not bankrupt. The bad news is, we're close.
Richard J Codey
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People essentially like local news better than network news.
Roone Arledge
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Three events. Three gold medals. I was news, big news, in the sports world.
Esther Williams
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The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off.
Bob Hope
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I think that what people want from cable news channels is the sense that if there's hard news, it's going to come up immediately.
Brit Hume
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Some news managers have been slow to grasp that good television news is always substance over form.
Jessica Savitch
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It's gonna be short if it's news; put it at the top. Style's not an issue, just make it news.
Kurt Loder
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It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world everyday always just exactly fits the newspaper.
Unknown
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Bad news comes, don't you worry even when it lands. Good news will work it's way to all them plans.
Modest Mouse
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If you don't like the news, go out and make some of your own.
Wes Nisker
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Nothing in fine print is ever good news.
Andy Rooney
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News travels fast in places where nothing much ever happens.
Charles Bukowski
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We report the news. Fox talks about the news.
Jonathan Klein
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There has to be news at a place called Fox News.
Shepard Smith
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The good news about computers is that they do what you tell them to do. The bad news is that they do what you tell them to do.
Ted Nelson
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When news comes out, it ought to be reported. There shouldn't be a moratorium based on legitimate news, just because it may or may not affect one candidate or the other. That's just absurd.
Mark E Hyman
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The bad news is that 50 people died in a hotel fire; the good news is that we got exclusive footage.
Jessica Savitch
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