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I Am Not Fat I Am A Nut Quotes & Sayings
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Yo momma is so fat, she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook.
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What do you call a fat guy at McDonald's? A customer.
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You are so fat, you use your belt to measure the Earth's equator.
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She complains about being fat but she's eatin potato chips at 1am....NO WONDER!
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I'm not fat. I'm just so s..y that it overflows.
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Yo momma's so fat her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
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Yo mamma so fat, she got more rolls then a pastry truck!
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Yo Mama's so fat the army uses her panties for a parachute.
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Yo momma's so fat she had to get baptized at sea world.
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bi... my message is morbid, so my bars is fat and the problems is little when your d*ck is fat.
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Yo momma's so fat, she couldn't even jump to a conclusion!
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Yo Mama's so fat when she wore high heels she struck oil.
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I'll miss you like a fat kid misses chocolate cake during his week of fat camp!
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Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!
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Did you see his face? Maybe if the fat lump had given this a squeeze, he'd have remembered to fall on his fat ass.
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Your momma's so fat, once she jumped in the water, and everyone ran out yelling, 'Tsunami!'
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