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I Fat Because I Eat When Im Quotes & Sayings
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A boxer's diet should be low in fat and high in proteins and sugar. Therefore you should eat plenty of lean meat, milk, leafy vegetables, and fresh fruit and ice cream for sugar.
Gene Tunney
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I never got how fat people could make fun of other people...for being fat.
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He who cannot eat horsemeat need not do so. Let him eat pork. But he who cannot eat pork, let him eat horsemeat. It's simply a question of taste.
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If you had a personal trainer, you would probably eat him. I know that in every fat person, there's a skinny person inside, but you could have all the season's contestants of America's Next Top Model in you. I hope I get reincarnated as your feet. That way, you'd never see my face again... Oh, I'm sorry. I shouldn't have insulted you. Because in my country, cows are sacred.
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He asked why and I said, 'Because Gwyneth has a fat suit, my wife has a fat suit - I don't get a fat suit?' He looked at me and said, 'You mean you don't have one on?'
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It's not always possible to sit down and eat at home in this day and age of fast-paced living, but if you are going to eat out, do so as a family and support all the great local places in your areas. I'll still eat at the same diner I did as a kid with my parents.
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Yo momma's so fat when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.
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Your momma is so fat, she climbed in the Grand Canyon and got stuck.
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Yo momma is so fat she sat on Walmart and lowered the prices.
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Your momma is so fat, I take her panties and I use them as the main sail of my yacht.
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Yo mama's so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get to her GOOD side.
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I swear, I don't mind being fat...Until we reach a mall. Then I wish I was skinny!
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Yo mamas so fat the back of her neck looks like a package of hotdogs.
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Your mama's so fat, when she broke her leg, gravy poured out!
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Your mama's so fat that her belly button makes an echo.
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Yo mama is so fat, if she wore a GoodYear hat, she'd look like a blimp.
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The meaning of obesity is being fat and overweight. Truth is nobody likes to be that way. Especially women.
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Yo Mama's so fat she has to wear a wide load sign.
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What do you call a fat girl dancing in a club? Alone.
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Yo momma's so fat the only time she sees 90210 is on the scale.
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