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I Have A Beer Belly Quotes & Sayings
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Typical Beer Pong Game: 5% playing Beer Pong. 95% chasing the ball around the room.
Unknown
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People who drink light beer don't like the taste of beer; they just like to pee a lot.
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Their marketing strategy had to be changed to the young people. That's who buys the beer.
Felix Sabates
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When you invite the whole world to your party, inevitably someone pees in the beer.
Xeni Jardin
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Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Benjamin Franklin
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Life isn't all beer and skittles, but beer and skittles, or something better of the same sort, must form a good part of every Englishman's education.
Thomas J Watson Sr
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We were sitting on the bus one day and there were 5 of us hanging out. There was only one beer left in the cooler and we actually all took a little cup and split it. It was a pathetic day in a rock and roll when five grown men have to be sitting there sharing a beer.
Zakk Wylde
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I had never, ever drunk beer in high school, and by the time I got to Tech we were having these parties out in the cotton fields and getting so drunk. I was the champion beer drinker; suddenly I was pouring it down my throat... Insane! Insane!
Bob Livingston
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Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer.
Henry Lawson
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This beast went to the well and drank, and the noise was in the beast's belly like unto the questing of thirty couple hounds, but all the while the beast drank there was no noise in the beast's belly.
Thomas Malory
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Brewers enjoy working to make beer as much as drinking beer instead of working .
Harold Rudolph
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Prohibition makes you want to cry into your beer and denies you the beer to cry into.
Don Marquis
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For the second straight year, craft beer is the fastest growing segment of the U.S. alcoholic beverage industry. In 2005, craft beer experienced a 9 percent increase in volume, nearly triple that of the growth experienced in the wine and spirits industry.
Sherwood Boehlert
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They who drink beer will think beer.
Washington Irving
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My party time is usually a dinner party with friends. I couldn't give a f**k about going to clubs. I want to drink really good wine and really good beer, because I like really good wine and really good beer.
Katy Perry
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Pretty women make us BUY beer. Ugly women make us DRINK beer.
Ed ONeill
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What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.
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Beer is the Danish national drink, and the Danish national weakness is another beer.
Clementine Paddleford
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An empty belly hears nobody
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The eye is bigger than the belly
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