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I Like Getting Toilet Paper Thrown At Me Quotes & Sayings
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The last time I was in Spain I got through six Jeffrey Archer novels. I must remember to take enough toilet paper next time.
Bob Monkhouse
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Nothing is worse than to finish a good shit, then reach over and find the toilet paper container empty. Even the most horrible human being on earth deserves to wipe his ass.
Charles Bukowski
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Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash register open and the toilets locked. They must think toilet paper is worth more than money.
Unknown
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When the apocalypse hits at the end of the year, they claim its gonna hit, I could sell that roll we got for free, your toilet paper, for freakin five hundred dollars.
Honey Boo Boo Child
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Yeah, but aint never had an album out or nothin like that, so youll see. Im sellin everything, man. Wall Street Black toilet paper, wipe ya ass, Black! That way you cant be embarrassed by your shi stainssome shit like that.
The Game
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Life is a lot like toilet paper. You're either on a roll...or you're taking shit from some asshole.
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France is a place where the money falls apart in your hands but you can't tear the toilet paper.
Billy Wilder
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It is difficult to produce a television documentary that is both incisive and probing when every twelve minutes one is interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits singing about toilet paper.
Rod Sterling
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It is difficult to produce a television documentary that is both incisive and probing when every twelve minutes one is interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits singing about toilet paper.
Rod Serling
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Being thrown out of this place is significantly better than being thrown out of a leper colony.
Blake Edwards
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We were never thrown into the situation in the middle of our lives, but grew up doing it. This is all we know, and some people who were thrown into it don't really know what to do or how to react and this is just kind of natural for us.
Mary-Kate Olsen
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I absolutely have no foresight. I used to think I had a lot when I was younger. I worked really hard in school to give myself options, and I've literally taken those options and thrown them down the toilet. Purposely - not to make that sound totally negative. It's what I want. I want to keep doing what I'm doing. It's funny, people ask me all the time: 'What do you do for fun? What do you do when you're not acting?' It's a strange thing, acting. It's a business, it's a job, everything like that. All it is, is self-reflection. You just never stop caring about people and I've never stopped doing that, so I'm sure it'll seep into other areas of my life. I want to write. I'm not going to school because I can't take the structure of it, but I'm not going to stop learning.
Kristen Stewart
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I'ma pull paper, it's all about the papers. bi...es talkin' paper then how they wanna .... us.
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I try not to change my political point of view from paper to paper.
Jonathan Shapiro
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I write to remind myself of the pain. My words represents the tears that have fell, the paper resembles the words and abuse I have witheld, and feeling of being recycled. The pages are my lessons I learned and my steady to move forward. The book is my fraile but strong body that holds everything together. The title is my smile that stays on regardless of how many times it is thrown down. The author is unknown, I refuse to let it define me.
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I always liked spending my money, even when I was a kid, when I had a paper round or paper route, as they call it over here.
Elton John
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Paper Chasin' Tell The Paper Look, I'm Rite Behind Ya, bi... Real G's Move In Silence Like Lasagna
Lil Wayne
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Paper Chasin' Tell The Paper Look, I'm Rite Behind Ya, bi... Real G's Move In Silence Like Lasagna
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Paper Chasin' Tell The Paper Look, I'm Rite Behind Ya, bi... Real G's Move In Silence Like Lasagna
Lil Wayne
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Paper Chasin' Tell The Paper Look, I'm Rite Behind Ya, bi... Real G's Move In Silence Like Lasagna
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