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I Messed My Bed Up So Ill Have To Sle Quotes & Sayings
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I was changing a light bulb over Groucho Marx's bed, so I took my sho.. off, got on his bed and changed the bulb. When I got off the bed he said: 'That's the best acting you've ever done.'
Elliott Gould
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I dont do up. Sit-ups. Push-ups. Pull-ups. I do downs. Sit down. Lay down. Blackjack, Ill double down. Give me a cheeseburger, Ill wolf it down. Put on a little music, Ill boogie down.
John Pinette
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I'm all alright, I'm all alright, I'm all alright. He played Solitaire in bed. Used to blow bubbles in bed. He sang Christmas songs in bed.
Madeleine Peyroux
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Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
George F Burns
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If I ever cared about you ill always be there for you , it doesn't matter if we haven't talked in months Ill still be there , that's just me.
Unknown
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I believe that we should not humiliate each other with lies. We both know it did not work between us and Im sure we both are very sorry. All I want you to know now is that Ill always be your friend and Ill always respect you. I know you are wonderful.
Unknown
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God has this plan for me, dont know where hes goin with it but ill follow Him & I know ill be ok.
Unknown
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My little dog, he did not get ill. It is so funny that people get ill on a boat and dogs do not.
Anna Held
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So I pray one day...Ill be with you any way...You told me I was the greatest , so I guess ill be ok.
Unknown
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To think ill of mankind and not wish ill to them, is perhaps the highest wisdom and virtue.
William Hazlitt
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Hush! Check those words. Do not cure ill with ill and make your pain still heavier than it is.
Sophocles
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If somebody pisses me off and I understand it aint personal then Ill go to another place and Ill meditate.
Martin Lawrence
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Tell me and Ill forget; show me and I may remember; involve me and Ill understand.
Chinese Proverb
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If someones wanting to leave my life please go!!!! I'm not holding anyone back TRUST ME!!! ill be ok ill survive.
Unknown
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No matter how lonely Ill get, Ill never come running back to you.
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Nowhere to run, hide, Ill find you and and silence your screams and even if you kill me. Ill still be in your fu..in dreams.
Big Pun
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You must understand forever my man Ill always love you. You should realize that look in your eyes I could never be untrue, so as long as you know that the soon as you go Ill be waiting.
Adele
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In reality, everyone is good in bed. Close eyes. Shutdown brain. Pause as necessary. Restart brain. Open eyes. What's there to not be good at? Bed is the one place where laziness is rewarded.
John Dobbin
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In reality, everyone is good in bed. Close eyes. Shutdown brain. Pause as necessary. Restart brain. Open eyes. What's there to not be good at? Bed is the one place where laziness is rewarded.
John Dobbin
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I reckon being ill as one of the great pleasures of life, provided one is not too ill and is not obliged to work till one is better.
Samuel Butler
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