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I Should Make My Own Toilet Tissue Sinc Quotes & Sayings
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I love my toilet. We've been through a lot of shit together.
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I'm always so confused when I see a toilet seat up in the ladies restroom.
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You do live longer with bran, but you spend the last fifteen years on the toilet.
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As far as the consumer is concerned, they think it's a stand-by ticket where you have to sit in the back by the toilet.
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When someone follows you all the way to the shop and watches you buy toilet roll, you know your life has changed.
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France is the country where the money falls apart and you can't tear the toilet paper.
Billy Wilder
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If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: Pour a little Lavoris in the toilet.
Jay Leno
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May your summer be like a roll of toilet paper long and useful.
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If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: Pour a little Lavoris in the toilet.
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When my mother was pregnant with me, they did an ultrasound and found she was having twins. When they did another ultrasound a few weeks later, they discovered that I had adsorbed the other fetus. Do I regret this? No, I believe his tissue has made me stronger. I now have the strength of a grown man and a little baby.
Dwight Schrute
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Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet.
Richard M Nixon
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Acting is invigorating. But I don't analyse it too much. It's like a dog smelling where it's going to do its toilet in the morning.
Liam Neeson
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Pee splits into two streams. Both miss the toilet...
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I wish the men in my house would be a little more courteous and put the toilet seat down.
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You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar.
George Carlin
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From the stage I've seen people of all ages absolutely roaring at really good toilet humour.
Adrian Edmondson
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When I was little, I fell in the toilet and somebody had to come get me out. I was really embarrassed because I was naked with my legs kind of touching my chest.
Nick Cannon
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Life is the only real counselor; wisdom unfiltered through personal experience does not become a part of the moral tissue.
Edith Wharton
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Keep your issues in your tissue box, and learn how to keep them out of your status box.
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You wanna cry? Try using a tissue, it works much better than your Facebook status.
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