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I Want Him Dead I Want His Han A Funny Quotes & Sayings
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Bo!! Coming through like G.I. Joe. Star Wars movie deal like Han Solo.
Busta Rhymes
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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Dead battles, like dead generals, hold the military mind in their dead grip and Germans, no less than other peoples, prepare for the last war.
Barbara W Tuchman
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Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.
Unknown
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The thing that's funny is that everyone thinks I'm dead.
Charles Nelson Reilly
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There are only two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead!
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Please take care of my dead or non-existent plants while I'm gone.
Unknown
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I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead.
Samuel Goldwyn
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Yes, I believe blue material is funny, but if that's all you've got, you're dead in the water. It's not good.
Howard Stern
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Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.
Groucho Marx
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When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
George Burns
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Star Wars was one of the first movies that ever made me want to be an actor. Hanging with Wookies, getting to fight it out with Jabba...That's some crazy stuff. At one point, I used to dream about being Han Solo.
Donald Faison
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I wonder if Jesus will make a special appearance on The Walking Dead this Sunday.
Unknown
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Let's face it, comedy's a dead art form. Tragedy, now that's funny.
Bender (The Cartoon Character)
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I wish I was resurrected from the dead on Sunday so I had an excuse for taking off work on Monday
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My vanity is not dead. I laugh when I see pictures of myself as I am now-maybe so I won't cry, but just because it is really funny how much I've changed.
Michael Zaslow
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He was a great patriot, a humanitarian, a loyal friend - provided, of course, that he really is dead.
Voltaire
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The only completely consistent people are the dead.
Aldous Huxley
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I kept hearing that metal is dead and Ozzy's dead and people that like Ozzy are dead. I have never had an empty seat. I've always sold out, so who's saying it's all over?
Ozzy Osbourne
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He was a great patriot, a humanitarian, a loyal friend - provided, of course, that he really is dead.
Voltaire
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