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Now it is such a bizarrely improbable coincidence that anything so mind-bog-gglingly useful could have evolved purely by chance that some thinkers have chosen to see it as the final and clinching proof of the non-existence of God. The argument goes something like this: `I refuse to prove that I exist,' says God, `for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing.' `But,' says Man, `The Babel fish is a dead giveaway, isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. QED.' `Oh dear,' says God, `I hadn't thought of that,' and promptly vanished in a puff of logic. `Oh, that was easy,' says Man, and for an encore goes on to prove that black is white and gets himself killed on the next zebra crossing.
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I thought I had a thought, but I thought wrong.
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Never forget that only dead fish swim with the stream.
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George knows everything about every fish that comes in here-where they came from, what they were doing before they were caught, who their mothers and fathers were.
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Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after.
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The closest I come to making new friends is buying a new fish from the pet store.
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Hah! Women! A fine kettle of fish. -Grumpy
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A wise man once said even a fish wouldn't get caught if he kept his mouth shut...
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A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
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Men are like fish...neither would get in trouble if they kept their mouths shut.
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Then we need to find a fish that can read this. Hey, look! Sharks! -Dory
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I learned the first night that IHOP's not the place to order fish.
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There are far too many fish in the sea to waste time chasing one who doesn't want to be caught!
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He who does not love his own language is worse than an animal and smelly fish.
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Fish are friends, not food! -Bruce
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Luck affects everything. Let your hook always be cast; in the stream where you least expect it there will be a fish.
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I'm a dad twice over, but I'll never feel like I know what I'm doing. My wife took to motherhood like a fish to water.
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