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If I Choose You Over Sleep You Must Be Special Quotes & Sayings
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This is it, folks. This is the idea which has kept me virtually unknown for the past 16 years. I have watched my crowds dwindle. I am going nowhere, and nowhere quick, but, those of you who have children, I am sorry to tell you this, but they are not special. Wait! I know some of you are going "what, what?" Let me just clarify: I know YOU think they're special ... ha ha ha! I'm aware of that. I'm just here to tell you, that they're NOT! Ha ha ha ha! Sorry. Did you know that every time a guy comes he comes two-hundred million sperm? One out of TWO-HUNDRED MILLION that load, we're only talking about one load connected: gee, what are the fu..ing odds? Do you know what that means? I've wiped nations off've my chest with a grey gymsock. ENTIRE CIVILISATIONS HAVE FLAKED AND CRUSTED IN THE HAIR AROUND MY NAVEL! [...] I've tossed universes in my underpants while napping. Boom! A Milkyway shoots into my jockeyshorts: "Unngh ... what's for fu..ing breakfast?!"
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I choose to love you in silence, for in silence I found no rejection, I choose to love you in my dreams, for in my dreams no one owns you but me.
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I'm not looking for someone to sleep with. I'm looking for someone to wake up with.
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Now in the morning I sleep alone.
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You can sleep with a gun.
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Screw you sleep, I didnt want you either!
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When are you going to learn that you can't just sleep with everything that comes along....
Charlotte York
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'Sleep deprivation is fantastic.' Said no one ever.
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I cant sleep, I cant speak to you.
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Dear sleep, l'm sorry l hated you when l was little, now l cant get enough of you.
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We are not hypocrites in our sleep.
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Am I the only one who calculates how much sleep he could get before going to bed?
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It's amazing what sleep does for your looks.
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this has got the best of me, and I can't seem to sleep. It's not just you're alone with me, it's just you'll never leave.
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There's not enough time in my day to sleep and still do everything.
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I can sleep anywhere. I'm like an infant.
Lauren Conrad
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I'd sleep under a Vermeer.
John Lithgow
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