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If It Tastes Funny Dont Eat Itont Eat It Quotes & Sayings
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Joe, you're always complaining I don't eat. If I don't eat, how am I gonna fart?
Lucky Luciano
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Big girls dont cry, they eat.
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To the house of a friend if you're pleased to retire, You must all things admit, you must all things admire; You must pay with observance the price of your treat, You must eat what is praised, and must praise what you eat.
George Crabbe
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Please don't eat less, eat right, don't hold it in, its okay to cry, do not hurt yourself there is always an alternative.
Unknown
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Thou shouldst eat to live; not live to eat.
Marcus Tullius Cicero
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We work to eat to get the strength to work to eat to get the strength to work to eat to get the strength to work to eat to get the strength to work.
John Dos Passos
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The person that came up with the saying 'You can't have your cake and eat it too' was stupid. Who has cake and DOESN'T want to eat it!?
Unknown
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I never got the point of that 'you can't have your cake and eat it too' line. Why would you have cake and not eat it? Maybe I'm just chubby...
Unknown
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The more you eat, the less flavor; the less you eat, the more flavor.
Chinese Proverb
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I just got punked by a homeless man, he asked me 4 some $ so I gave him $5..this bi... had the nerve 2 say "WTF am I suppose 2 do wit this" I then said "Get sumthin 2 eat" he then said "I don't want 2 eat no fu..ing fast food shit, that shit will have me shitting on the streets"
Kevin Hart
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Grammar is important. For instance, commas save lives: Let's eat grandpa. Lets eat, grandpa.
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Those who eat too much or eat too little, who sleep too much or sleep too little, will not succeed in meditation. But those who are temperate in eating and sleeping, work and recreation, will come to the end of sorrow through meditation.
Bhagavad Gita
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We all need to start making some changes to how our families eat. Now, everyone loves a good Sunday dinner. Me included. And there's nothing wrong with that. The problem is when we eat Sunday dinner Monday through Saturday.
Michelle Obama
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Really, if I'm gonna eat a meat, I'd rather eat venison than anything and I do like it a little on the rare side. That's probably my favorite meat and I've had some awfully good venison in some of the great restaurants.
Mike Ditka
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We should look for someone to eat and drink with before looking for something to eat and drink, for dining alone is leading the life of a lion or wolf.
Epicurus
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And the LORD said unto Moses and Aaron, This is the ordinance of the passover: There shall no stranger eat thereof: But every man's servant that is bought for money, when thou hast circumcised him, then shall he eat thereof.
Bible
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My senior year I was basically supporting myself, so it was like, Do you want to eat and pay the rent, or do you want to go to school? I wanted to eat and pay the rent.
Clea Duvall
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Id do anything for a perfect beach body, except work out and eat less.
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Bears dont want to eat people. We dont taste that good. Of course, you might be an exception. I bet youd taste good.
Jacob Black
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People don't like to feed live mice and rats to their snakes. Now we have a regular meat food that they will eat. Ninety percent of the snakes will eat this food and love it.
Dick Van Patten
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