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If It Tastes Funny Dont Eat Itont Eat It Quotes & Sayings
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Let's grab lunch with the understanding we'll eat separately at our desks.
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No, it's funny, when I eat out it's not typically in the kind of restaurants people might imagine.
Thomas Keller
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An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile--hoping it will eat him last.
Winston Churchill
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One day I will rip off your wings and eat them friend.
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I sleep to much, Parents complain. Don't get enough sleep, Parents complain. I eat too much, Parents complain. I don't eat enough, Parents complain. I m always in my room, Parents complain. I go out too much, Parents complain. I CAN'T WIN!
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I think it's a terrible thing to write and not enjoy it. It's a sad thing. But of course a lot of people do work because they need to eat. And we all need to eat, but that's not the only reason to work. You couldn't have paid me not to write.
Anne Perry
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Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.
Robert Orben
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I don't care how many warnings I get, I am still going to eat raw cookie dough.
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He must be the only man alive who can eat an apple through a tennis racket.
Gary Lineker
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Nutrition facts are useless, just show me how long I have to be at the gym if I eat this.
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The scientific truth may be put quite briefly; eat moderately, having an ordinary mixed diet, and dont worry.
Robert Hutchison
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I wish I could google "things to eat in my fridge" so I wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed.
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I wonder who the first person was to see an egg come out of a chickens butt and think...'That looks tasty, I'm gonna eat that.'
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Eat most of your daily calories before noon. Eat very minimally at night time since you have less opportunities to burn night time calories.
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They say you are what you eat. Well that's funny...I don't recall eating a s..y beast today.
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I can't trust a woman, didn't Eve eat the forbidden fruit?
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Dont hate me because I'm beautiful, hate me because I eat whatever I want and still wear the same size pants that I did in high school.
Unknown
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You didn't eat some days for two days you didn't eat properly.
Howard Bailey
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Eat thou not the bread of him that hath an evil eye, neither desire thou his dainty meats: / For as he thinketh in his heart, so is he: Eat and drink, saith he to thee; but his heart is not with thee.
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Don't smoke too much, drink too much, eat too much or work too much. We're all on the road to the grave -- but there's no need to be in the passing lane.
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