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I've often said, the only thing standing between me and greatness is me
Woody Allen
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s.. relieves tension - love causes it.
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Dying is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.
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I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.
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I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.
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Tradition is the illusion of permanance.
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If my films don't show a profit, I know I'm doing something right.
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I believe there is something out there watching over us. Unfortunately, it's the government.
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I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.
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Infatuation is when you think he's as s..y as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger, as noble as Ralph Nader, as funny as Woody Allen, and as athletic as Jimmy Conners. Love is when you realize that he's as s..y as Woody Allen, as smart as Jimmy Connors, as funny as Ralph Nader, as athletic as Henry Kissinger and nothing like Robert Redford - but you'll take him anyway.
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What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.
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I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.
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Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness.
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I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
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The talent for being happy is appreciating and liking what you have, instead of what you don't have.
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Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.
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He was so depressed, he tried to commit suicide by inhaling next to an Armenian.
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Harvard makes mistakes too, you know. Kissinger taught there.
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Who bothers to cook TV dinners? I suck them frozen.
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