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Ill Be First To Admit That A Fat Quotes & Sayings
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Okay, then let's talk about your daddy. Your daddy was so fat... that when he went to school he sat next to everybody! And still...he still not as fat as your fat mama!
George Jefferson
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Tuesday, I don't hate you cause you're fat. You're fat cause I hate you. But yeah I actually do hate you cause you're fat.
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Ill kill you. Ill kill you myself! Ill do it now! -Jacob Black
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Happy fat Tuesday to everyone who was already fat on Monday.
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Happy Fat Tuesday to someone who was already fat on Monday.
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If you have a choice between ugly or fat; You can turn lights out on ugly, but you can always feel the fat in the dark.
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Running away doesn't help you with your problems, unless you're fat. Then yeah, run.
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I know most celebrities say they dont read what the press says about them; but to be honest, I suspect in most cases, they dont want to admit that they actually care what is written about them. Ill tell you straight up I do read it! Some of it is true, a lot of it is flattering, and a lot of it is totally off the mark.
Kim Kardashian
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I dont do up. Sit-ups. Push-ups. Pull-ups. I do downs. Sit down. Lay down. Blackjack, Ill double down. Give me a cheeseburger, Ill wolf it down. Put on a little music, Ill boogie down.
John Pinette
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Being fat is nature's way of saying, You're so good, I think I'll make more of you!
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I never got how fat people could make fun of other people...for being fat.
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I admit I was never the perfect one. I was never always there. I didnt make you smile at times but there is one thing I admit I did I was the best person I could be for you.
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He asked why and I said, 'Because Gwyneth has a fat suit, my wife has a fat suit - I don't get a fat suit?' He looked at me and said, 'You mean you don't have one on?'
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If we admit a thing so extraordinary as the creation of this world, it should seem that we admit something strange, and odd, and new to human apprehension, beyond any other miracle whatsoever.
George Berkeley
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Being overweight myself, if there's one thing I can't stand, it's other fat people who let their bellies hang out...
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The meaning of obesity is being fat and overweight. Truth is nobody likes to be that way. Especially women.
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Yo Mama's so fat she plugged the hole in the ozone layer.
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Yo mama is so fat, if she wore a GoodYear hat, she'd look like a blimp.
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Yo Mama's so fat, she's the reason they invented double doors.
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Yo Mama's so fat she has to wear a wide load sign.
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