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Ill Be First To Admit That A Fat Quotes & Sayings
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Yo mama's so fat, on Halloween she says 'Trick or Meatloaf!'
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What do you call a fat guy at McDonald's? A customer.
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I'm not fat. I'm just so s..y that it overflows.
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bi... my message is morbid, so my bars is fat and the problems is little when your d*ck is fat.
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Yo momma's so fat her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
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Yo momma's so fat, she couldn't even jump to a conclusion!
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I love my six pack so much I protect it with a layer of fat.
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Junk food being cheap and gym memberships being expensive are the reasons why we are getting fat.
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Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!
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Your mama's so fat when she walked by a construction site they used her as a wrecking ball.
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Your momma's so fat, once she jumped in the water, and everyone ran out yelling, 'Tsunami!'
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I'll miss you like a fat kid misses chocolate cake during his week of fat camp!
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Yo momma's so fat when she takes a shower her feet don't get wet!
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My 6-pack is very important to me, that's why I cover it with a layer of fat.
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Did you see his face? Maybe if the fat lump had given this a squeeze, he'd have remembered to fall on his fat ass.
Draco Malfoy
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Your mama is so fat she steps on a dollar bill and makes change.
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Being fat = Lowers your chance of getting kidnapped.
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Yo Mama's so fat when she wore high heels she struck oil.
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Yo mommas so fat she took her pants to the dry cleaners and the lady said, 'we don't do curtains.'
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It's okay to be a fat man. It's prestige and power and all of that. But fat women are seen as just lazy and stupid and having no self-control.
Camryn Manheim
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