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Jack Handey Surgery Quotes & Sayings
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Does plastic surgery for dogs exist yet? Because it will. Soon.
Gillian Jacobs
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I didn't have to undergo reconstructive surgery.
Eva Herzigova
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I got the bill for my surgery. Now I know what those doctors were wearing masks for.
James H Boren
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I love you like Jocelyn Wildenstein loves plastic surgery.
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I'm totally not against plastic surgery. I've tried Botox before. That's the only thing that I've done.
Kim Kardashian
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If somebody wants to have plastic surgery, more power to them. I think there's a point where you go overboard.
Shannen Doherty
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Winning is overrated. The only time it is really important is in surgery and war.
Al McGuire
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I personally would not have plastic surgery. What the hell for? It looks ridiculous.
Calvin Klein
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Where are my boobs? If I were going to get plastic surgery, Id get some real work done.
Mila Kunis
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I don't believe for one second that the eye surgery has helped me on the mound.
Greg Maddux
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I am being accused of all this plastic surgery, which is absolutely not true.
Nicolette Sheridan
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I haven't had any problems with my back since I got the foot surgery.
Merle Haggard
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I definitely believe in plastic surgery. I don't want to be an old hag. There's no fun in that.
Scarlett Johansson
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It was also wonderful to have the prospect of playing with Jack Nicholson. It was a terrific part, a terrific script, with Alexander Payne and Jack Nicholson. You can't get any better than that!
Kathy Bates
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I have a new found respect for women who have been through breast cancer and this surgery.
Giuliana Rancic
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She needs open-heart surgery, and they should go in through her feet.
Julie Andrews
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Both my parents were doctors, and my mother had her surgery in the house. There were six children.
Diane Cilento
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The buffalo is all gone, and an Indian can't catch enough jack rabbits to subsist himself and his family, and then, there aren't enough jack rabbits to catch. What are they to do?
George Crook
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On the red carpet, I saw all these great stories, and I also got to see the plastic surgery up close.
Steven Cojocaru
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How would you feel if I used your child support payments for plastic surgery? -Susan
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