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Jack Handey Surgery Quotes & Sayings
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It is obvious that the RUC is no longer accepted as an impartial police force.
Jack Lynch
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Rather than hearing from the city council president, you'd hear from sources all across the country.
Jack Kelley
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Jack was out kissing babies while I was out passing bills. Someone had to tend the store.
Lyndon B Johnson
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Every person I work with knows something better than me. My job is to listen long enough to find it and use it.
Jack Nichols
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I asked my girlfriend, 'Will you marry me?' She said, 'We'll have to ask my father.' So we had a seance and Jack Ruby says, 'Hello!'
Emo Philips
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A lot of people spend their time just floating. We were victims together but lonely.
Jack Johnson
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If you substitute marijuana for tobacco and alcohol, you'll add eight to 24 years to your life.
Jack Herer
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Lexington did launch its air group when a Japanese carrier was reported.
Jack Adams
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After the Battle of Midway there was a week in a rest camp at Pearl Harbor.
Jack Adams
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Did any artist ever bring more pure joy to more people than Fred Astaire?
Jack Kroll
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The only dead bodies from marijuana are in the prisons and at the hands of the police. This is ridiculous.
Jack Herer
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My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a bi....
Jack Nicholson
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Hors D'oeuvre: A ham sandwich cut into forty pieces.
Jack Benny
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The blues and jazz will live forever... So will the Delta and the Big Easy.
Jack Nicholson
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You gotta take care of the people that are part of the foundation. If you don't, it crumbles.
Jack Scalia
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That is what I did with Jack, and that's why he liked to do the readings with me because he knew I was there for him, and for our ability to blend the poetry and the music.
David Amram
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I love this country, but the union jack leaves me cold.
Timothy Garton Ash
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They realize that spending millions to save billions is just good business.
Jack Abramoff
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Jack doesn't belong anymore to just a family. He belongs to the country.
Joseph P Kennedy
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If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.
Jack Lemmon
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