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Joke Seal Quotes & Sayings
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Giving jazz the Congressional seal of approval is a little like making Huck Finn an honorary Boy Scout.
Melvin Maddocks
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Last week I did a thing on the Grammys with a Top 10 list. There was a Lindsay Lohan joke about her stealing a Grammy Award. The next day, I got a call from a guy who said, 'Lindsay thought the joke was hilarious! She wants to be on your show!'. I said, 'Great!' I called publicity and said, 'Get the press release out immediately!' It went around the world. People said, 'Are you kidding me?! This will be fantastic! This will be like the Super Bowl'... and then Lindsay Lohan says none of this is happening.
David Letterman
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The records of adopted children are sealed in California. That seal is considered inviolable... The judge ruled that, because I was famous, he didn't have the same rights as other kids.
Danielle Steel
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He who does a kindness to an ungrateful person, sets his seal to a flint and sows his seed upon the sand; on the former he makes no impression, and from the latter finds no product.
Robert South
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I don't have any delusions. I don't think I would make it through Navy SEAL training.
Chris Pratt
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Your intelligence is measured by those around you; if you spend your days with idiots you seal your own fate.
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They got me on these white women like Seal ni.... Slave to the pu... but I'm just playing a field ni....
Drake
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This funding from the National Endowment for the Arts has been like the Good Housekeeping seal of approval.
Norm Dicks
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The greatest legacy is that which benefits the widest number of people for the longest period without limit to value. No one but the Prophet Muhammad was given that role as the seal of God's message.
Cat Stevens
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We have peace with God as soon as we believe, but not always with ourselves. The pardon may be past the prince's hand and seal, and yet not put into the prisoner's hand.
William Gurnall
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The awkward moment when you're laughing so hard, no noise comes out, and you sit there clapping like a seal.
Unknown
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On this Valentine's Day, I don't want a gift from you but a special kiss which will seal our future of being together. Happy Valentines Day baby!
Unknown
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Let us search into the records of Holy Writ, if out of this their great charter, there be not a seal grant of a lesser, though like privilege, and this by virtue of Christ, in that we have the honour to be accounted Abraham's seed as truly as they.
Thomas Goodwin
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Seal wars. Whale wars. Needless to say there are awful people in this world. Never wanted to cry so much during daytime television.
Sarah Hyland
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Ethan, you broke the seal when you poured out the coffee, then you poured your father's remains in there and then you closed it. That didn't reseal it! - Peter Highman
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That awkward moment when you find out Heidi Klum and Seal are getting a divorce & you lose hope in all Hollywood marriages.
Unknown
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Seal the deal with the shakin of a hand, And peoples catchin feelings like its Making of the Band, Villain have ya fake mans quakin in his Vans, When they hear the jam fans breakdancin in the stands.
MF Doom
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There is the kiss of welcome and of parting, the long, lingering, loving, present one; the stolen, or the mutual one; the kiss of love, of joy, and of sorrow; the seal of promise and receipt of fulfillment.
Thomas C Haliburton
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Only the slow reader will notice the odd crowd of images-flier, butcher, seal-which have gathered to comment on the aims and activities of the speeding reader, perhaps like gossips at a wedding.
William H Gass
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Look thy last on all things lovely, Every hour - let no night Seal thy sense in deathly slumber Till to delight Thou hast paid thy utmost blessing.
Austin Dobson
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