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Just Bought Underwear Yolo Quotes & Sayings
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I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
Woody Allen
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Bathing suits are an excuse to walk around in your underwear.
Taissa Farmiga
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I don't know how people can not wear underwear. It's my favorite accessory.
Matthew Lush
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He got up and there were both of us in our underwear and this kid goes through the whole thing again, all the closets, the bathroom, everything else and then he left.
Rod Steiger
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Domesticity has to mean nesting. Otherwise, six months go by, and you don't know where your underwear is.
Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio
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Ive still got the same attitude I had when I started. I havent changed anything but my underwear.
Robert Mitchum
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Half the world does not know the joys of wearing cotton underwear.
Phil Gramm
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I didnt even know Deena wore underwear to be honest with you. -Ronnie
Jersey Shore
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I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughnut... I don't need a receipt for the doughnut. I give you money and you give me the doughnut, end of transaction. We don't need to bring ink and paper into this. I can't imagine a scenario that I would have to prove that I bought a doughnut. To some skeptical friend, 'Don't even act like I didn't get that doughnut, I've got the documentation right here... It's in my file at home. ...Under D.'
Mitch Hedberg
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Don't go thinking you are the man of steel just because you had rust stains in your underwear.
Unknown
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Underwear. It's like a goddamned leash. It also constantly reminds me of how funny I look naked.
Pete Wentz
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I was married for 30 years. Isn't that enough? I've had my share of dirty underwear on the floor.
Martha Stewart
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You know you had an amazing night when you wake up fully clothed wearing someone elses underwear.
Unknown
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My mother was right: When you've got nothing left, all you can do is get into silk underwear and start reading Proust.
Jane Birkin
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I think there's something incredibly s..y about a woman wearing her boyfriend's T-shirt and underwear.
Calvin Klein
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I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughtnut... I don't need a receipt for the doughnut. I give you money and you give me the doughnut, end of transaction. We don't need to bring ink and paper into this. I can't imagine a scenario that I would have to prove that I bought a doughnut. To some skeptical friend, 'Don't even act like I didn't get that doughnut, I've got the documentation right here... It's in my file at home. ...Under "D".'
Mitch Hedberg
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I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughtnut... I don't need a receipt for the doughnut. I give you money and you give me the doughnut, end of transaction. We don't need to bring ink and paper into this. I can't imagine a scenario that I would have to prove that I bought a doughnut. To some skeptical friend, 'Don't even act like I didn't get that doughnut, I've got the documentation right here... It's in my file at home. ...Under "D".'
Mitch Hedberg
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I understand the term Yolo, but its certain things you should stop doing when you become a parent. Nevertheless, you are in control of Y.our O.wn L.ife O.ptions. Be a role model...
Marquis Herring
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It's just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee, because I don't have time for these clowns.
Charlie Sheen
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Money is attractive, honey dress strapless. Agent Provocateur underwear: she's classic.
Nas
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