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Kevin Hart Funny Status Quotes & Sayings
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Going to McDonald's for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.
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When I was a kid, I used to sing, 'A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, ELEMENO, P'
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Who ever invented ALCOHOL should be shot immediately, Hang overs r the worst...I swear it feels like a fat baby is kicking me in the head.
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Well, 'aight, check this out, dawg. First of all, you throwin' too many big words at me, and because I don't understand them, I'm gonna take 'em as disrespect. Watch your mouth and help me with the sale.
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I think if you get kicked in the face you deserved it because that means that you watched the foot come to your face.
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Alright alright alrightttt, you gon learn today.
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Don't ever eat a hot sausage for breakfast, don't ask me why damn it, just make sure u never do it!
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These glasses are way 2 big for my damn face! I look like I got on a damn Tinted Construction Mask.
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Somebody come here and look at this...look at this...God damn cat drinking milk out the bowl. GET OUT THE BOWL!
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There are two types of human beings found on Facebook. One who gets enormous amount of likes and comments on their posts. And the others are men.
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The only time you should look back in life, is to see how far you have come.
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How do people shit on themselves when they are sleeping? That's some nasty shit....like what kinda sick dream were you having that caused that.
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So I'm at the office, I tell this guy...Pass me the stapler, but when you pass it, make sure staples are in it, because if it isn't, I can't staple anything.
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If you think I give a damn about you b!@$%. You got another thing comin. And let me tell you 1 more thing b!@$%
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The top of my mouth is hot...hot pockets!
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The best time to look for a job is when you already have one. Men apply the same theory to looking for a girlfriend.
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I just wanna eat some peanuts...See? Peanuts.
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Well, you somebody's ni..., wearin this ni... tie.
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No it would'nt cause' you can go to bed and not be dead, and you can die and not be in the bed.
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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
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