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Kevin Hart Microwave On High And Y Quotes & Sayings
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Alright alright alrightttt, you gon learn today.
Kevin Hart
237 Likes
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Don't ever eat a hot sausage for breakfast, don't ask me why damn it, just make sure u never do it!
Kevin Hart
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Somebody come here and look at this...look at this...God damn cat drinking milk out the bowl. GET OUT THE BOWL!
Kevin Hart
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These glasses are way 2 big for my damn face! I look like I got on a damn Tinted Construction Mask.
Kevin Hart
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The only time you should look back in life, is to see how far you have come.
Kevin Hart
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How do people shit on themselves when they are sleeping? That's some nasty shit....like what kinda sick dream were you having that caused that.
Kevin Hart
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So I'm at the office, I tell this guy...Pass me the stapler, but when you pass it, make sure staples are in it, because if it isn't, I can't staple anything.
Kevin Hart
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If you think I give a damn about you b!@$%. You got another thing comin. And let me tell you 1 more thing b!@$%
Kevin Hart
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The top of my mouth is hot...hot pockets!
Kevin Hart
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Well, you somebody's ni..., wearin this ni... tie.
Kevin Hart
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Get off Facebook while in church.
Kevin Hart
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I just wanna eat some peanuts...See? Peanuts.
Kevin Hart
66 Likes
No it would'nt cause' you can go to bed and not be dead, and you can die and not be in the bed.
Kevin Hart
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One time, she got me so mad, we got into a fist fight. You know how you know when you lost a fight to your woman? When the cops come to your house and ask you do you want to press charges. That's how you know it didn't go as you planned.
Kevin Hart
298 Likes
I'd come from the bottom of the barrel. Just Owen Hart getting out of the shadow of Bret Hart's little brother. Everyone figured, this is a joke, Owen's going to get squashed.
Owen Hart
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I'm gonna tell you what. I'm gonna tell you what I'm gonna do. You know Luca Perry from 20th and 25th?
Kevin Hart
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High behind your collar
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Ladies if you have 2 suck in your stomach while wearing a T-shirt chances are that T-shirt might not be ur size...Tubby Tubby.
Kevin Hart
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Mmm. No, no. But you can't be gone from one place and show up somewhere else entirely. So when you turn up, you're never missing. And when you're missing, you never turn up.
Kevin Hart
101 Likes
Quick note here: if this crush-slash-swooning stuff is hard for you to stomach, if youve never had a similar experience, then you should come to grips with the fact that youve got a TV dinner for a heart and might want to consider climbing inside a microwave and turning it on high for at least an hour, which if you do consider only goes to show what kind of idiot you truly are because microwaves are way too small for anyone, let alone you, to climb into.
Mark Danielewski
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