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Knock Knock Jokes For Get Well Quotes & Sayings
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A blind man walks into a bar...and a table...and a chair.
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So I rang up British Telecom, I said 'I want to report a nuisance caller', he said 'Not you again'.
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make jokes. no stress. love. live. life. proceed. progress
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I just made Romney noodles Obama self.
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What's worse than a bull in a china shop? A hedgehog in a condom factory.
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Because it's uncensored cable, I think we'll be able to do the kind of sketch comedy that really hasn't been seen before. We can actually finish jokes.
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I went to a fancy french restaurant called "Deja Vu." The headwaiter said, "Don't I know you?"
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A husband is living proof that a wife can take a joke.
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I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, Six should be enough.
Les Dawson
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One of the great things about kids is, they haven't heard a lot of the old jokes. You can get away with the corny ones.
Fred Willard
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I don't care what the haters and naysayers say. If they make jokes about me, I'll laugh because they'll probably be funny.
Paula Deen
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Your momma's butt is so big, she got stopped at the airport for having 200 pounds of crack!
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My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course he could, so long as he didn't take it out of my garden.
Eric Morecambe
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I think the more the actor lets you know what he thinks of the character, the less the audience cares - like a comedian who laughs at his own jokes.
Neil LaBute
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Children always know when company is in the living room - they can hear their mother laughing at their father's jokes
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You are so big, you plays hopscotch like, 'Texas...Alabama...North Carolina...Pennsylvania...'
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I had plastic surgery last week. I cut up my credit cards.
Henry Youngman
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Want to look skinny without losing any weight? Hang out with fat people.
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I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried...but they wanted cash.
Zach Manal
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Since it started raining all my wife has done is look through the stupid window. If it gets any worse I'll have to let her in.
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