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Laughing Babies Quotes & Sayings
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A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first.
Zach Manal
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Comedy is so subjective. You could be in a room with 400 people laughing at a joke and you could just not think it's funny. You're just sitting there like, 'Am I in the twilight zone? Why is everyone laughing?' It's such a personal thing. People have such a personal visceral response to comedy.
Todd Phillips
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I can't say that it's something I planned on doing right now, but now that's it's in my lap and it's something I have to deal with, I'm definitely looking forward to being the best mom I can be. My boyfriend Casey has always been good with babies. He's like a big teddy bear, especially around babies, so I think he'll make a great dad. It's a big shock, and scary, but I just want to have a healthy baby and a healthy pregnancy, and I hope everything will fall into place so I can become a stronger person from here.
Jamie Lynn Spears
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As I stroll down the same streets so many like me once before were killed on. Steady Mobbin. Thinkin bout the black panthers and the babies that were born in the late 80's that now have babies that lack pampers. No Kwanzaa's and they lack Santas. And a father who thinks that shoppin is the answer. Skipped out on parent hood classes so she dont know how to handle it. Never learned from her grandmother...lets just make it everything that he puts out.
Lupe Fiasco
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Laughter on American television has taken the place of the chorus in Greek tragedy. In other countries, the business of laughing is left to the viewers. Here, their laughter is put on the screen, integrated into the show. It is the screen that is laughing and having a good time. You are simply left alone with your consternation.
Jean Baudrillard
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Laughter on American television has taken the place of the chorus in Greek tragedy. In other countries, the business of laughing is left to the viewers. Here, their laughter is put on the screen, integrated into the show. It is the screen that is laughing and having a good time. You are simply left alone with your consternation.
Jean Baudrillard
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Since we all came from a women, got our name from a women, and our game from a women. I wonder why we take from women, why we .... our women, do we hate our women? I think its time we killed for our women, be real to our women, try to heal our women, cus if we dont we'll have a race of babies that will hate the ladies, who make the babies. And since a man can't make one he has no right to tell a women when and where to create one
Tupac Shakur
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You don't stop laughing because you grow older. You grow older because you stop laughing.
Maurice Chevalier
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I don't think fat is pretty. If I saw some big fat leopard walking through the jungle, I'd start laughing. Or if I was at the races, I saw some 150-lb. greyhound running against the other lean greyhounds, I'd start laughing too. It doesn't seem very natural. It doesn't look healthy. It doesn't look sleek or stealth. It looks funny. I think that's why people through history laugh at fat people. They're round and funny-looking.
Kirstie Alley
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If I lived back in the wild west days, instead of carrying a six-gun in my holster, I'd carry a soldering iron. That way, if some smart-aleck cowboy said something like Hey, look. He's carrying a soldering iron! and started laughing, and everybody else started laughing, I could just say, That's right, it's a soldering iron. The soldering iron of justice. Then everybody would get real quiet and ashamed, because they had made fun of the soldering iron of justice, and I could probably hit them up for a free drink.
Jack Handy
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Where do babies come from? Don't bother asking adults. They lie like pigs. However, diligent independent research and hours of playground consultation have yielded fruitful, if tentative, results. There are several theories. Near as we can figure out, it has something to do with acting ridiculous in the dark. We believe it is similar to dogs when they act peculiar and ride each other. This is called "making love". Careful study of popular song lyrics, advertising catch-lines, TV sitcoms, movies, and T-Shirt inscriptions offers us significant clues as to its nature. Apparently it makes grown-ups insipid and insane. Some graffiti was once observed that said "s.. is good". All available evidence, however, points to the contrary.
Matt Groenin
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Where do babies come from? Don't bother asking adults. They lie like pigs. However, diligent independent research and hours of playground consultation have yielded fruitful, if tentative, results. There are several theories. Near as we can figure out, it has something to do with acting ridiculous in the dark. We believe it is similar to dogs when they act peculiar and ride each other. This is called "making love". Careful study of popular song lyrics, advertising catch-lines, TV sitcoms, movies, and T-Shirt inscriptions offers us significant clues as to its nature. Apparently it makes grown-ups insipid and insane. Some graffiti was once observed that said "s.. is good". All available evidence, however, points to the contrary.
Matt Groening
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I remember Johnny Carson laughing effusively when I made my 'Tonight' show debut in the early 1970's as part of a sketch comedy group called the Ace Trucking Company. We didn't even have a name when we first did the show, but one of my favorite moments was looking over to see him laughing, falling off his chair. This was topped only by another kind of tribute often paid by Johnny: imitation. We did a sketch about tough motorcyclists stopping into a shop and demanding sho.. and coming away with handbags and ruffled blouses and stuff, and after it was over, Johnny kept saying, 'I want some sho..,' like one of the characters, and that was just a kind of salute. To have him pick up a catchphrase and repeat it was just amazing.
Fred Willard
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How can androids have babies?
Goku
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If men had to have babies, they would only ever have one each.
Princess Diana
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All newborn babies are ugly.
Unknown
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All babies are beautiful.
Jeanne Calment
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Most of us would do more for our babies than we have ever been willing to do for anyone, even ourselves.
Polly Berrien Berends
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I'm still laughing like hell.
Shinedown
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We like to watch you laughing
MGMT
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