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Lazy People Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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You know you're lazy when your computer asks you, 'The file asfsyegdjf already exist, would you like to replace it?'
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If there was an award for laziness I'd probably send somebody else to pick it up for me.
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My head says, 'go to the gym.' but my heart says, 'stay on the internet forever and eat tacos!'
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America hasn't seen lazy yet, wait until McDonalds start delivering.
Jaylon Hillsman
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My favorite outdoor activity is going back to inside.
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Let us be lazy in everything, except in loving and drinking, except in being lazy.
Gotthold Ephraim Lessing
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Let us be lazy in everything, except in loving and drinking, except in being lazy.
Gotthold Ephraim Lessing
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Fanatic is often the name given to people of action by people who are lazy.
Bryant H McGill
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F*ck lazy people! Don't complain if you're not a hustler. If you're older than 18 you should know by now lots of people have ace's so you better keep a royal flush.
Stephanie Cook
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
George Mikes
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I know we're not saints or virgins or lunatics; we know all the lust and lavatory jokes, and most of the dirty people; we can catch buses and count our change and cross the roads and talk real sentences. But our innocence goes awfully deep, and our discreditable secret is that we don't know anything at all, and our horrid inner secret is that we don't care that we don't.
Dylan Thomas
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The martyr sacrifices themselves entirely in vain. Or rather not in vain; for they make the selfish more selfish, the lazy more lazy, the narrow narrower.
Florence Nightingale
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Too bored to stay home. Too lazy to go out.
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Lazy people are always anxious to be doing something.
Marquis De Vauvenargues
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I hate doing favors for people sometimes. Especially when someone is just too lazy to do it themselves.
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Being lazy is not always bad... there are also times that you need to be lazy so that you can relax and have fun...
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For every ten jokes, thou hast got a hundred enemies.
Laurence Sterne
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Always laugh heartily at the jokes your boss tells, it maybe a loyalty test.
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A difference of taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
TS Eliot
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A serious and good philosophical work could be written consisting entirely of jokes.
Ludwig Wittgenstein
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