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Lincoln Lawyer Elephant Quotes & Sayings
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A group of white South Africans recently killed a black lawyer because he was black. That was wrong. They should have killed him because he was a lawyer.
A Whitney Brown
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A group of white South Africans recently killed a black lawyer because he was black. That was wrong. They should have killed him because he was a lawyer.
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Abraham Lincoln freed the slaves, Robert Lincoln bought a nice ski lodge.
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I discovered that Robert Todd Lincoln was there for each of the first three assassinations. I wanted to write about the Lincoln Memorial, so when I found out he had attended its dedication, that helped focus it further.
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There was nothing in all Douglas's powerful effort that appealed to the higher instincts of human nature, while Lincoln always touched sympathetic cords. Lincoln's speech excited and sustained the enthusiasm of his audience to the end.
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In Lincoln's day a President's religion was a very private affair. There were no public prayer meetings, no attempts to woo the Religious Right. Few of Lincoln's countrymen knew anything at all of his religious beliefs.
David Herbert Donald
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PROBOSCIS, n. The rudimentary organ of an elephant which serves him in place of the knife-and-fork that Evolution has as yet denied him. For purposes of humor it is popularly called a trunk. Asked how he knew that an elephant was going on a journey, the illustrious Jo. Miller cast a reproachful look upon his tormentor, and answered, absently: When it is ajar, and threw himself from a high promontory into the sea. Thus perished in his pride the most famous humorist of antiquity, leaving to mankind a heritage of woe! No successor worthy of the title has appeared, though Mr. Edward bok, of _The Ladies' Home Journal_, is much respected for the purity and sweetness of his personal character.
Ambrose Bierce
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I have a face like the behind of an elephant.
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
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Pointless... like giving caviar to an elephant.
William Faulkner
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It's like sitting on the back of an elephant with an iron trying to get out the wrinkles.
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I assume you should make room for the elephant. Boom, where I come from is irrelevant.
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Love will draw an elephant through a key-hole.
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My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere.
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Words are cheap. The biggest thing you can say is 'elephant'.
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It goes in one Ear, and right out the other, people talkin' shit, but you know I never bother
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I have a memory like an elephant. In fact, elephants often consult me.
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A camel makes an elephant feel like a jet plane.
Jackie Kennedy
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Pretty girl come with me Two on two Three on three Passion is the flavor climbing up this tree
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