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Mafia Joke Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Mafia Joke" sorted by relevance. 456 matching entries found.
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They were becoming like a little Mafia. If one committed a mischief, the others would not tell.
Franco Diligenti
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This country's still growing up. Certain diseases, you're better off having when you're still young.
Max
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Just when I thought I was out... they pull me back in.
Michael Corleone
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You might be a redneck if...you think that Dom Perignon is a mafia leader.
Jeff Foxworthy
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If anything in this life is certain, if history has taught us anything, it is that you can kill anyone.
Michael Corleone
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Stupid I-tai, bring a knife to a gun fight.
Unknown
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I hate school. I'm dropping out and becoming a drug dealer. I'll join the mafia too.
Unknown
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All right so he got shot in the foot, why is it a big fu..in' deal?
Tommy DeVito
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And the thing about my jokes is, they don't hurt anybody. You can take 'em or leave 'em - you can say they're funny or they're terrible or they're good, or whatever, but you can just pass 'em by. But with Congress, every time they make a joke, it's a law! And every time they make a law, it's a joke!
Will Rogers
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If a guy fu..ing tripped over a banana peel, they'd bring me in for it.
Nicky Santoro
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I mean, first and foremost were just trying to make the best product we can and the internet becomes sort of a secondary thing. If a certain joke or scene picks up on the internet and takes off thats great. Although we never want someone to just get one scene or joke out of context. But sometimes well do a little short video or something for the internet hoping that that goes around just to stir up a little buzz for the show. But you know the internet is just a nice bonus to getting the show out.
Charlie Day
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Three 6 Mafia was in the house, baby. That was beautiful. To me, it was one of the most genuine moments of happiness. ... There's was the most felt.
Jamie Foxx
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I don't think I will do a Mafia character again. I want to get away from the violence a little bit, because it is starting to bother me personally.
James Gandolfini
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Fredo, you're my older brother, and I love you. But don't ever take sides with anyone against the Family again. Ever.
Michael Corleone
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Last week I did a thing on the Grammys with a Top 10 list. There was a Lindsay Lohan joke about her stealing a Grammy Award. The next day, I got a call from a guy who said, 'Lindsay thought the joke was hilarious! She wants to be on your show!'. I said, 'Great!' I called publicity and said, 'Get the press release out immediately!' It went around the world. People said, 'Are you kidding me?! This will be fantastic! This will be like the Super Bowl'... and then Lindsay Lohan says none of this is happening.
David Letterman
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You don't make up for your sins in church. You do it in the streets. You do it at home. The rest is bullshit and you know it.
Martin Scorsese
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It was dangerous to hit the wrong kid in my neighborhood, because a lot of the guys I played with had fathers in the Mafia.
Tim Robbins
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At North Hollywood High School, I was shunned by everyone. I would sit down in the cafeteria, and students would get up from the table and walk away. They thought I was from the Mafia.
Philip Zimbardo
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Why you tryna front girl you know you ain't ready. I be in the hood everyday with my family. We the mafia similar gone get me. I'm a animal miss my close don't fit me.
The Jacka
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You wanna fu.. with me? Okay. You wanna play rough? Okay. Say hello to my little friend!
Tony Montana
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