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Martin Lawrence Funniest Quotes & Sayings
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Enjoy your popcorn and enjoy the jokes. It's just a movie, so have fun!
Martin Lawrence
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Enjoy your popcorn and enjoy the jokes. Its just a movie, so have fun!
Martin Lawrence
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Enjoy your popcorn and enjoy the jokes. It's just a movie, so have fun!
Martin Lawrence
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If somebody pisses me off and I understand it aint personal then Ill go to another place and Ill meditate.
Martin Lawrence
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I dont really judge. To each his own. You like what you like. If you want someone whos big-boned and you like that, aint nothing wrong with having a little extra meat on there. If you like them thin-boned, then thats okay too.
Martin Lawrence
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For me, this was all or nothing. I left no room for anything else. That goal was just for my own push, my own self-esteem. The fear of not being a success in my life made me push even harder.
Martin Lawrence
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God inspired me, because I was blessed with the knowledge that I wanted to do this. And my mother supported it. She said, 'Whatever it is you want to do. If you believe acting or comedy is what you really want to do, I can only tell you it's not easy, it's very hard, but I'll support you.' Her supporting me enabled me to move forward.
Martin Lawrence
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Fatherhood means a great deal to me. I love it. To me, there aint nothing better, because your kids keep it real with you. When you think things are bad, you look at them and they show you how things could be all right, and it's all worth it.
Martin Lawrence
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You used to be looking good from afar. Now you just FAR from looking GOOD!
Martin Lawrence
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White parents use time out. My mom used a different type of time out. She'd be like, 'There...take time out to pick up your teeth.'
Martin Lawrence
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It's always fun to be able to have a voice, because it helps me to stay in tune with the project and the people that I am working with. Ther's nothing worse than being on a project and not being able to have a voice. I don't like that.
Martin Lawrence
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Nobody's ever challenged me and tapped into what I can do. I ain't played a villain which I believe I can do and do real well. There hasn't been any director who has been able to challenge me to go there. At this point in my life I've done a lot of things from stand-up to my own television show for five years to successful comedy shows, and concert films.
Martin Lawrence
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I dont live to eat, I eat to live.
Martin Lawrence
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By 1969, when I celebrated 45 years in the music business, I also had 45 people in our musical family. Lawrence Welk
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I, Lawrence Klein, was born in Omaha, Nebraska, as were my elder brother and younger sister.
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I have THE funniest tutors.
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I have the funniest family hands down.
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Someone please tell me the funniest yo mama jokes right now.
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Here's my most funniest joke, I'm broke.
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The funniest line in English is Get it? When you say that, everyone chortles.
Garrison Keillor
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