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Matt Groenin Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Matt Groenin" sorted by relevance. 324 matching entries found.
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Where do babies come from? Don't bother asking adults. They lie like pigs. However, diligent independent research and hours of playground consultation have yielded fruitful, if tentative, results. There are several theories. Near as we can figure out, it has something to do with acting ridiculous in the dark. We believe it is similar to dogs when they act peculiar and ride each other. This is called "making love". Careful study of popular song lyrics, advertising catch-lines, TV sitcoms, movies, and T-Shirt inscriptions offers us significant clues as to its nature. Apparently it makes grown-ups insipid and insane. Some graffiti was once observed that said "s.. is good". All available evidence, however, points to the contrary.
Matt Groenin
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If anybody wanted to photograph my life, they'd get bored in a day. 'Heres Matt at home learning his lines. Here's Matt researching in aisle six of his local library'. A few hours of that and they'd go home.
Matt Damon
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I'm not mean.
Matt Drudge
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The more cynical you become, the better off you'll be.
Matt LeBlanc
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Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?
Matt Groening
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I want it to go on, but I want us to go out on top.
Matt Groening
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It's not going to be enough, until I get out of my chair and walk.
Matt Nagle
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Eat my shorts!
Matt Groening
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I really do believe in the influence of your surroundings.
Matt Sharp
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It's just better to be yourself than to try to be some version of what you think the other person wants.
Matt Damon
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It's better to be a fake somebody than a real nobody.
Matt Damon
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You can make fun of everything.
Matt Stone
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If PJ Harvey ever came to town I'd definitely go try to go see her.
Matt Cameron
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The stuff we did under the name the Rentals got so chaotic.
Matt Sharp
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Now I'm at the point where I can bring the cursor just about anywhere.
Matt Nagle
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I'm just trying to keep my head above water. -Matt King
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I don't think the schools are getting as much money as they should.
Matt Gonzalez
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Basically, everything I try to do is to present an alternative to what somebody else is doing.
Matt Groening
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It seems to me we are losing our way in an effort to get the ratings.
Matt Drudge
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Don't have a cow, man.
Matt Groening
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