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Mitch Green Quotes & Sayings
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Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.
Mitch Hedberg
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I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it.
Mitch Hedberg
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No, my family is Russian, Georgian, via Ellis Island.
Mitch Kapor
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A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer.
Mitch Hedberg
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It took us in this country 11 years to get from the Declaration of Independence to the Constitution.
Mitch McConnell
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I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.
Mitch Hedberg
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I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.
Mitch Hedberg
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You have to be strong enough to say if the culture doesn't work, don't buy it.
Mitch Albom
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Americans don't think we should be raising taxes on anybody, especially in the middle of a recession.
Mitch McConnell
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I used to be a hot-tar roofer. Yeah, I remember that... day.
Mitch Hedberg
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The reason kids like rock 'n roll is their parents don't.
Mitch Miller
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I'm gonna fix that last joke by taking out all the words and adding new ones.
Mitch Hedberg
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Hendrix rehearsed different drummers, before we met Mitch Mitchell.
Noel Redding
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I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's coming.
Mitch Hedberg
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I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.
Mitch Hedberg
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I actually built a tiny computer as a junior high school project.
Mitch Kapor
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I bought a seven-dollar pen because I always lose pens and I got sick of not caring.
Mitch Hedberg
28 Likes
I like to hold the microphone cord like this, I pinch it together, then I let it go, then you hear a whole bunch of jokes at once.
Mitch Hedberg
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Do you think I am standing here, making this up as I go? I am sorry to disillusion you. I am not Robin Williams. I am the king of the pen.
Mitch Hedberg
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If you truly believe in something, don't be afraid to fight for it.
Mitch Cuento
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