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Mom And Dad Died Quotes & Sayings
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So because of my act my daughter thinks she can talk to me about anything. She's been dating the same guy since high school and they go to the same college, and she calls me up one night and says 'Dad, I wanted to talk to you about Steve.' And all I can think is if she tells me she took it up the a.. I'm gonna drop dead on the phone. I mean what do you say to that 'Daddy, I don't like it in the butt.' Yeah, you and your mom both. So she says 'Dad, you know Steve and I have been together for a while, and he was wondering what it would be like to go all the way.' So I said 'Maybe I'll fu.. him then he won't have to wonder anymore.' See Steve that's what it's like to go all the way...would you stop crying?
Robert Schimmel
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Gonna kill my mom and dad. I won't be sad about it, cause they treat me bad.
The Ramones
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My mom was a dancer, my dad's a singer and I've always had that kind of music in my life.
Elvis Stojko
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Studies show that children best flourish when one mom and one dad are there to raise them.
John Boehner
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Whats next? National mom and dad still married day? fu.. the world.
Unknown
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've sick mom, With a fu..ed dad. Dealing with your lies. Dead bodies everywhere.
Korn
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Dad needs to show an incredible amount of respect and humor and friendship toward his mate so the kids understand their parents are s..y, they're fun, they do things together, they're best friends. Kids learn by example. If I respect Mom, they're going to respect Mom.
Tim Allen
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My mom died of cancer when I was really young. I'm not someone who tries to work out their own stuff with a role, but I think that happened despite my best efforts to keep myself separate from it.
Sarah Polley
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Dear Mom & Dad, thank you for all the good things you've done for me, I can never thank you enough.
Unknown
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My dad's an architect and my mom owned a French bakery for twelve years.
Alison Lohman
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Mom and Dad would stay in bed on Sunday morning, but the kids would have to go to church.
Lynn Johnston
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My mom and dad are both in stand-up comedy, so that's where I started, that's where I got everything. My roots are holding the mic.
Pauly Shore
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My guess is my brother would call his mom and his dad pretty regularly, a lot more than I probably did.
Jeb Bush
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Dad and mom would have preferred that I be a doctor, a lawyer, a scientist, or a great humanitarian.
Levon Helm
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Mom, dad...don't worry. EVERYONE failed that test...
Unknown
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Dad almost died of a heart attack in the middle of making Apocalypse Now, the biggest movie of his life. It doesn't make you want to jump into that business.
Charlie Sheen
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Dad almost died of a heart attack in the middle of making Apocalypse Now, the biggest movie of his life. It doesn't make you want to jump into that business.
Charlie Sheen
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Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis.
Jack Handy
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My original inspiration was my mom: a few years after the death of my dad, she started dating one my teachers!
Meg Cabot
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My mom and dad met at UCLA when he as a captain in the Air Force and she was in her junior year.
Tracy Austin
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