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Monday Morning Jokest Rock Quotes & Sayings
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Monday is a hard way to spend one-seventh of your life.
Unknown
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I woke up this morning, d..k rock hard. Ashed my blunt in my Grammy Award.
Lil Wayne
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I got 99 problems and they're all due Monday.
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Well, people got attatched. Once you cut the umbilical cord they attatched to the other things. Sight, sound, s.., money, mirages, mothers, mastur......, murder, and Monday morning hangovers.
Charles Bukowski
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I obviously take a lot of pride in what I do on the football field, because that has the ability to influence a lot of people. That puts smiles on people's faces. That gives people a pep in their step on Monday morning when they go back to work.
Drew Brees
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I think we're seeing in working mothers a change from "Thank God it's Friday" to "Thank God it's Monday." If any working mother has not experienced that feeling, her children are not adolescent.
Unknown
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I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff on television every Monday from 7:30 to 8. to educate America. They couldn't educate America if they started at 6:30.
Unknown
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I think we're seeing in working mothers a change from 'Thank God it's Friday' to 'Thank God it's Monday.' If any working mother has not experienced that feeling, her children are not adolescent.
Ann Diehl
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Monday reminds me of how important it is to choose a job you love. Life is for living, not for being miserable at work!
Unknown
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I like my women like I like my weekend - short, filled with liquor and gone by Monday.
Unknown
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The Rock says this: if the Rock hits you, he'll kill you. If he misses, the wind behind the punch will give you pneumonia and you'll die anyway, so the choice is yours, jabroni!
The Rock
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I may look calm and collected when I stroll in to work on Monday, but really, I've killed all my employees in my head like 3 times.
Unknown
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I hate those holidays that fall on a Monday where you don't get mail, those fake holidays like Columbus Day. What did Christopher Columbus do, discover America? If he hadn't, somebody else would have and we'd still be here. Big deal.
Unknown
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our blessing starts when we wake up in the morning.... with the sun shining bright telling you welcome to a new morning and a new day.
Unknown
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I sat down one night and wrote the line rock, rock, rock everybody.
Bill Haley
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Heart has always been a rock band. It's always been hard-rock.
Ann Wilson
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Morning by itself signifies a new beginning. So this morning start by forgiving yourself for all the mistakes you made yesterday and look forward to a promising day that lies ahead of you. Have a good morning!
Unknown
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Rock star sh*t for my rock star a.. Got a tub full of money that's a rock star bath Then I use more money to wipe my rock star a.. Then I throw it in the garbage that rock star trash
Lil Wayne
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Monday is just a reminder that the weekend has past and there are only a few more days before another weekend gets here.
Unknown
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A morning thought, a morning prayer, a morning wish for a good person who makes a good morning for other peoples' lives. May God bless you always.
Unknown
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