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My Mom And Dad Are Both In Stand Up Comedy Quotes & Sayings
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Mom was 50 when my Dad died. She got on a bus every weekday for years, and rode 40 miles each morning to Madison. She earned a new degree and learned new skills to start her small business. It wasn't just a new livelihood. It was a new life. And to this day, my Mom is my role model.
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My dad worked for the city and my mom worked for the phone company. It wasn't exactly the most upscale neighborhood, and a lot of potential to get into trouble. I was a very hyper kid, so my mom's whole mentality and game plan was to keep me as busy as possible so I didn't have time.
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You know not having my real dad around and having a step dad made me want to be a great dad. So now I have been one for 9 years. And now 3 daughters. So, that is what I am - a dad, first and foremost, before anything else. It's just something that comes natural now.
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I am blessed to have Mom and Dad.
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I always have at least my mom or dad with me...if not my sister.
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Dad needs to show an incredible amount of respect and humor and friendship toward his mate so the kids understand their parents are s..y, they're fun, they do things together, they're best friends. Kids learn by example. If I respect Mom, they're going to respect Mom.
Tim Allen
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Dad needs to show an incredible amount of respect and humor and friendship toward his mate so the kids understand their parents are s..y, they're fun, they do things together, they're best friends. Kids learn by example. If I respect Mom, they're going to respect Mom.
Tim Allen
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My dad looks small when my mom's not standing next to him.
John Cho
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Women comedy is different than men comedy. Guy comedy is very aggressive, it's about insulting each other, name-calling, and kind of busting each other's chops, and that's not what women's comedy is.
Paul Feig
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What the hell is wrong with me? My mom and dad weren't perfect.
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My mom's a Catholic, and my dad's a Jew, and they didn't want anything to do with anything.
Isabelle Huppert
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I forgive my mom for being a psycho and my dad for being a loser.
Nikki Sixx
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Dear mom and dad, I wish you knew I was trying.
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When my dad divorced my mom it was kind of like him leaving me also.
Nicole Richie
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I didn't know my dad for a long time. My dad was on drugs and my dad was at the VA Hospital, my dad was off in his own world selling drugs or using them or there would be crack heads in the house or whatever it would be.
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Dad, I'll always appreciate you sticking around after mom got fat...
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You ask more questions than a parent, I have a mom and dad and I don't need another.
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Charlie, will you help me find a mom and dad? -Anne-Marie
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But my mother and father were married when my mom was 20 and my dad was 24.
Rachael Leigh Cook
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Worst feelings ever? 1.) Losing your Mom/Dad. 2.) Being replaced. 3.) Not being good enough.
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