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Obama Looks Like He Should Be Parking My Car Quotes & Sayings
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My boyfriend keeps telling me I've got to own things. So, first I bought this car. And then he told me I oughta get a house. 'Why a house?' 'Well, you gotta have a place to park the car.'
Julia Roberts
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I've got a great team of engineers behind this race car. I've got a great bunch of mechanics that make it reliable. This car is developed to go out there and be better than the Reynard, and I feel that it is.
Al Unser
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When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.
Thomas C Haliburton
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I once bought an old car back after I sold it because I missed it so much and I had forgotten that it never ran. It was a British racing car. You know, because I just wanted it back. I could only remember what was good about it.
Connie Chung
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Should we have background checks, waiting periods? To drive a car you have to pass a test that shows you know how to drive your car safely, you should have to do the same thing with guns.
Michael D Barnes
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I poop in the backyard. Well, we recycle. We have solar energy. I drive an electric car. I wear disposable diapers. I don't know. That's a lot. We try to set an example. Unfortunately, you have to have the means to be green. That's what has to change in this world. It should be cheaper to be green. I can afford to put solar energy in and I can afford to drive an electric car because I can also have a gas car if I need to drive more than eighty miles in a day. So that's too bad.
David Duchovny
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Do not let the Obama administration fool you with all their cunning Alinsky methods. And if you don't know what that method is, I implore you to get the book 'Rules for Radicals,' by Saul Alinsky. Mr. Obama is very well trained in these methods.
Jon Voight
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There will always be space in my parking lot, when you need a little coke and sympathy.
The Rolling Stones
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I don't even know how to use a parking meter, let alone a phone box.
Princess Diana
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Are you a parking ticket because you got fine written all over you?
Unknown
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If any demonstrator ever lays down in front of my car, it'll be the last car he'll ever lay down in front of.
George C Wallace
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Christ would not vote for Barack Obama, because Barack Obama has voted to behave in a way that it is inconceivable for Christ to have behaved.
Alan Keyes
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Neither Obama nor Romney will be able to 'heal' our 'pockets' during the next four years. The only thing I'm sure about is that George Bush fu..ed the economy up and everyone is blaming Obama for all that shit!
Jean-Paul Malfatti
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Does anyone know where the Best Men are? I hope they're not in the parking lot stealing our hubcaps.
Bill O Reilly
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If I make her cu. it's a compliment. ni... fu.. you, like a parking ticket.
2 Chainz
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And you know I wanna ask you to dance right there. In the middle of the parking lot...Yeah
Taylor Swift
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No, in Lethal Weapon I was a taxi cab driver that Mel jumps in front of the taxi and pulls me out of the car and steals the taxi. Then I did some other indie driving for some of the car sequences.
David R Ellis
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Leave you up in the parking lot fu.. it ni... you gon see me. I will not be hard to find just look for the Lamborghini.
Webbie
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If you have a little extra parking, I err on the side of getting rid of it in favor of having some more greenery.
Michael King
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Men are like...Parking Spots. The good ones are taken and the rest are too small.
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